One wish, guaranteed to come true - what's your wish?

In My Humble Opinion
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Thank you to OP for specifying the wish will not backfire.

I’m trying to be clever about this, if I really only get one wish (if I can wish for more wishes, infinity wishes of course) then I really feel obligated to solve the worlds problems, which intervention will do the most good? Most of the other posters have come up with my ideas, violence is not possible, control of fertility, end of world hunger or just plain old world peace.

I guess I would wish for “whatever change would make everybody in the world happy.” Be really curious to see what that would be!

62

I think I’d like to invent cold fusion. Then we have cold fusion, and I’d still end up extremely rich. Two for one.

63

As long as I’m permanently happy, I don’t care

64

What is wrong with you people!?

I wish for immortality… and yes I know of the consequences (getting a life sentence for murder aka twilight zone). I will take my chances, immortality would allow me to achieve anything I want in life… eventually :smiley:

65

I’d like a time machine, equipped with an unlimited supply of wire coat hangers.

I could solve… a lot of problems.

66

So, you’re going to what? Go hopping around in time aborting bad people before they get born? You know who else went hopping through time aborting people before they got born?

Some other time traveler.

67

No, I figured it would be more amusing to abort myself and cause a paradox.

68

No Bad luck.

I am not asking for great 'win the lotto" luck, just no bad luck. My plane won’t crash, I won’t get some weird disease or cancer, nothing terrible with happen at work or to my loved ones or pets, etc.

69

I would wish for immortality too. Not exactly immortality… more like absolute control of my body. My body would function regularly on a daily basis, but if I focus enough I can have the age I want and live forever. Even change my face when I had to escape from the usual government branch trying to experiment on me.

Also, I could replace at will parts of the body that won’t regenerate in usual people, like brain cells or teeth.

But, to everyone wishing for global well-being, thanks.

70

No more cancer. For anyone. Ever.

It’s very selfish wish. All of my grandparents and my father died from cancer. I expect my mother will have it and I expect to have it at some point.

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OP here. Heh, should’ve had a caveat of not wishing for more wishes (or maybe if you wish for more wishes, things would go wrong with those wishes?)

As for my own wish, I haven’t quite decided. Something that would benefit all humanity, or the environment, would certainly be a nice idea. Or I could be “selfish” and wish that I could eat all the chocolate I ever wanted, with no negative consequences. :slight_smile:

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Omnipotence will do.

73

My dick.

74

I don’t really care how it works- either by some incredible new technology, proper sci-fi wormholes, or by generally buggering up the laws of physics, but I want some practical, replicable means of travelling serious interstellar distances.

75

I would wish that everyone who needs or wants a job could have the exact job he or she wants, in a convenient location.

76

Well, he did say “the very thought of [inflicting physical violence on another person] would trigger reactions ranging from headache and nausea to catatonia.” :stuck_out_tongue:

77

While that topic is amusing in itself, let’s keep it limited to that thread.

78

OK. I’ll change my wish to the mass incarceration and re-education of Generation Y, whose misguided belief in the intrinsic worth and dignity of every human being is going to land this country in the shithouse.

79

" depending on severity of thought" was the very next phrase, FFS.

80

Screw the world peace, it’s my wish and I’m being selfish. Send me back in time to my freshman year in college, with all my current knowledge. That cute girl that I could have had- I will have.