No teeth.
Not too hard, not too soft.
Fast flickering of the tongue.
But the number one thing to remember is, No matter how much I beg you, don’t stop!!!
Gotta be careful with the breath thing, too. Do NOT blow directly in to the vagina! I believe even Cecil covered this one. IIRC, it could cause an embolism.
And as others have said, stay off the clit directly. It’s wildly sensitive, to the point of being painful for some women. Work around it.
Oh yeah–don’t be afraid to ask your partner how she likes it. Every woman is different, and we also know that most guys aren’t psychic. If you ask us, we’ll tell you. And if you actually do it the way we tell you to, you’ll more than likely get a callback. 
Just date a deaf woman. They like to do all the sucking,you won’t have to do any!
Huh? Deaf women don’t like having their magic spot licked? Methinks that’s not correct…
I’m sure you’re making a joke, i just don’t get it.
This is not a good thread to read for anyone who’s been alone for a long time. A reeeeally long time. So, I think I’ll make sure that Mr Bear reads this thread, and memorizes all of the ‘tips’ in it, for when he does get home. <Just in case he’s forgotten how to do this;)>
So, guys, where were you when I was single? 
*<going off to daydream…and remember…>
Thank goodness for psychic orgasms!*
Yeah - do the alphabet.
The JAPANESE alphabet.
WTF? 
I’ll be sure to tell my deaf friend Denise that she has to stop enjoying it, but I don’t think she’ll agree.
I would definitely like to state for the record that a LITTLE suction is good, trying to actually suck it right off her body is bad. If you are very enthusiastic and she is begging you to stop she means it!
I guess it could depends on the way it is phrased
NO!!! Don’t!!! Stop!!!
Is entirely different than
No! Don’t stop! Don’t stop!
This message is directed at all the guys, and if I step on any toes, I apologize in advance.
I’d just like to say that for everybody out there who thinks that an ABC or a 123 trick will work every time, you’re making a cardinal mistake: namely, that women are like a Rubik’s cube… twist them the right way a few times and everything will align properly.
Women, like every Rubik’s Cube I ever saw, are each different and, thus, require RESEARCH, ATTENTION, and CARE. Some women can’t stand to have the clitoris directly stimulated, some want you to hammer on it.
My advice to anyone reading this thread who’s considering writing their name in cursive on your woman’s delicate of delicates is this… don’t. Instead, lay her down… relax her… explore. Take the time to find out what it is exactly that turns her crank. Give her a complete linguistic topographic exam. =) Do your homework, and customize your technique for her specifically. Run your tongue over every square inch of her body, even the non-genital portions. Backs of knees, armpits, smalls of backs, napes of necks… Listen to her breathing rhythms, watch her stomach rise and fall with each sensation… pay attention to her reactions to different pressures, lapping techniques, etc.
I’ve used this non-technique for years with spectacular results. Besides… life would be too damned easy and boring if every woman hit the ceiling before you hit your third vowel =)
This has been a public service announcement. We now return you to your regularly scheduled babble.
BH
Asking helps. No, no, I mean asking before you begin. Something along the lines of, “Is there anything I can do that you really like?” It has worked small miracles for me personally.
And some women do like direct clitoral stimulation; I have encountered a few.
Gee, Michi – I’m zeroing in on 1,000. That should be worth a lot more than a quick feel. 
Every time I read something from handy, I think “What the fuck does THAT mean?” This one just scrambled my brains. Deaf women don’t have vaginas I guess.???
Hi Zette, I haven’t been near one of your posts for a while.
When I first read the comment about dating the deaf I was as mystified as anyone else. Granted, she’ll never have a “screaming orgasm” but damned if I can find any other connection. (Before we lose anyone else, let me remind them that the deaf are often mute as well.)
Oh. And here we are on page 2 and NOONE has made the offer of their tip. I mean, these are really dopers responding to this thread? Aren’t you? Huh?
I mentioned this thread to Mr. 57 last night. Being the curious type, he applied the abc method with amazing finesse and toe-curling results. I was particularly fond of Q Q Q Q Q.
God Bless you Sam Kinison. Where ever you are.
The alphabet is perfect. It really does work. BE gentle. Also and this is purely for those that can do it.
Roll your rrrr’s against the bud or specially sensitive spot with your tounge - like a purr of a cat.
If this does not make her suck in air like a hoover vacuum, I will eat my hat.
A couple of general observations…
Why do women love whales???
They have six foot tongues and breathe from the tops of their heads.
But seriously…
Spreading the labia manually should make it possible to perform as long as you like without holding your breath.
Once you are not worried about suffocating, you can pleasure your woman and enjoy yourself at the same time. In fact, most women are turned on by feeling that their man is enjoying himself, so the best way is to simply go down there and have a blast.
If you know how to kiss a woman, you know how to go down on her. Let yourself go. Don’t really think about it. If you just get down there and have fun you will subconsciously respond to signs of pleasure from her.
Plus, you will find yourself begging her for the chance to get down there yourself. Most women love nothing better than being wanted by their man. And the easiest way to make her feel that way, is to sincerely want her that much.
I’ve recently learned that the Swedish alphabet has three more letters than the English one: ä, å, and ð. Umlauts, and all.
Anniz is in for quite a treat.
Oh, my god…
Will I survive that week…:D:D:D:D