But I doubt that they’ll bolt.
Ok, I think Elan is officially going to screw things up.
Ok, can we get Gyrate and Hypno-Toad into the arena next?
However, they may get the shaft.
Seriously, you two. I hate to stick it to you, but I believe we all got the point. You’re just going to stirrup trouble if this punning doesn’t strop, so can we please just get back to discussing the fletching comic?
Congratulations on levelling up in Dashing Swordsman!
I bow to his punsmanship, but I think he should nock it off, as he’s being quite vane.
But he Naled it with such Elan.
Why am I getting the feeling that bits of Ganji and Enor are going to get smuggled out later for resurrection?
Brace yourselves – I’m a she. A (wind)lass, so to speak. 
Would V be able to cast Protection from Arrows on the two before they could be hit, or is it too late once the bolts are released?
The range od Protection from Arrows is touch.
They’re all a-quiver. Should have taken flight - they won’t string this out for long.
Bullseye.
OOTS at it’s best. Take a couple of annoying minor characters and make me feel sad about them dying.
Why would he? V’s pretty pragmatic and he’s not likely to waste magic on two opponents for sentimental reasons.
True – I’m just trying to think up a way that Ganji and Enor could survive. I don’t suppose they have any more chance than Evisceratus did, poor fellow.
I don’t feel nearly as bad about Gannji and Enor as I did about Therkla. Although I do feel a little worse for Enor than for Gannji, largely because he couldn’t help where he got pointed.
Caring for Enor makes Gannji a little less bad, but he’s no George Milton.
Maybe if together or individually either of them had made a choice that encompassed someone not on their “team,” as it were.
Wildass prediction: Enor will protect Gannji from the crossbow bolts, via his bulky size, and will be killed. Which may be an appropriate bookend to Gannji offering his life to protect his friend Enor.
More like they don’t have any more chance than Samantha or Miko or Kubota or Therkla or Right Eye. Burlew has always been willing to kill off secondary characters.
Samantha’s not dead, last we saw. Or if she is, Burlew didn’t do the deed.