Original Dirty Limericks

Just for shits and giggles, post your original dirty limericks. Here are two of mine to get the ball rolling.

There lives a man named Harry Reams
Who after dinner serves free creams
A girl from the South
Took him in her mouth
And her head came apart at the seams

I once knew a girl with really big tits
And when I messaged them, she’d go into fits
I didn’t know why
It got her so high
Till I found out her nipples were clits

There once was a man named Charles Mingus
Whose girlfriend was sucking his dingus
He played “Eat That Chicken”
While gettin’ a lickin’,
And also performed Cunnilingus.