Best subtext
Best disturbing message or stereotype in a children’s film
Best performance by a digital effect
Best subliminal messages
**Best Hair **
**Best Real Boobies **
**Most Realistic Fake Boobies ** Called the "Angelina Jolie Award
**Best Ass: Male ** “the Mel Gibson”
**Best Ass: Female **
**Best Chest/Torso ** The Brad Pitt.
**Best Film Grossing Less Than 50 Million **
**Best Performance Before Entering Betty Ford Clinic **
**Best Performance After Completing Betty Ford **
**Longest Stare ** the Clint Eastwood.
**Scariest Mo-fo **
**Best Non-Happy Ending Award **
**Best Performance in a Love Scene With A Hetreosexual Male Acting as a Heterosexual Male and a Lesbian acting as a Hetero Female **
Best Film Lifted From a Stupid Goddamned Television Show (a.k.a. “The Hillbilly”)
Best Film That Is Too Clever By Far and Too Low Budget to Possibly Be Considered For Best Picture, Even Though It Far Surpasses All of The Best Picture Nominees In Quality (a.k.a. “The Memento”)
Best Film That Was Greenlighted By the Studio Because Another Studio Was Doing the Same Fucking Thing (a.k.a. “The Armageddon”)
Best Film That Is Really a Money Laundering Scheme for a Whacked Out Religion (a.k.a. “The Battlefield Left Behind”)
Best Book Adapted From the Screenplay of the Film That Was Adapted From A Damned Book to Begin With (a.k.a. “The Gump”)
Best Explanation by a Villian That Details the Reasoning Behind His Evil Plot