Our new MPSIMS moderator: SkipMagic

Way to go Skip.
Mmmmmm…new meat…

wanders by counting a wad of hundreds

looks up
What? No! No, no…I…I won the lottery! Yes, that’s it! And anyone who tells you I was just a character witness in a moderator selection committee is LYING. Lying, I tell you…

Sorry to see Coldfire step down – you’ve been a damn good mod, sir. :frowning:

But welcome, indeed, to SkipMagic. :slight_smile:

Way to go, Skippy! You’re not going to let your power go to your head now, are you??

A fond adieu to Coldfire, someone who’s comments I’ve come to enjoy over the years and who’s intellect and evenhandedness I respect almost as much as his ability to attract a suitable mate.

And a knowing welcome to Skip, who for good reason I’ve every confidence will be able to fill the clogs.

I’ve got to say – the expression “fill the clogs” coming from lieu is a little :eek:

Congrats Magic Man!

I’m sure he meant to add “with Baby Ruth candy bars.”
[sub]Unwrapped Baby Ruth candy bars, to be more specific.[/sub]

Hmmm, you’re sure this moderator is new? Looks a little worn to me. inspects closely

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Well, it’ll do, but if it breaks down in a month, I expect a full refund.

:smiley: Welcome, Mr. Magic.

Congratulations, SkipMagic. :slight_smile:

Well, shit… :frowning:

Oh! Skippy! :smiley: Well, that’s all right, then.

Coldfire, you’ll be missed. I’ll be thinking of you come May. Thanks for all you’ve done and good luck with your fabulous life.

And wife.

And just shit in general. :cool:

Will the protection rates be the same as before or should I expect a knock on my door with an offer I can’t refuse. :smiley:

Thanks for all your hard work, Coldfire. Be well, my friend.
Welcome to the asylum, Skip!
evil grin

I appreciate all the good wishes, folks! Thank you very much. Of course, I appreciate more the running, hiding and occasional cowering. It makes a new Mod proud.

Now, some Moderators accept bribes or “contributions”. Me, I don’t do that.

I let auntie em handle that stuff.

cough

Some people get tears of joy; I didn’t know there was a cough of congratulations. :wink: It’s much more alliterative.

::golfclap::

Well that proves it.

They’ll let anyone be a mod.

Now I know what that puff of white smoke was in the distance - the St. Louis Cardinals elected a new mod.

Congrats SkipMagic on being selected to fill Coldfire’s wooden clogs.

And isn’t it traditional that all those who congratulate a new mod get a free year subscription to the SDMB and a toaster?

And Coldfire, enjoy your retirement. I hear the mods retirement home in Miami has free pie.

Dmark, you seem to be confusing a tv show with reality. It’s perfectly true that people who congradulate a new mod get a free year subscription to the SDMB :stuck_out_tongue: , but the toaster thing isn’t. It was an urban myth that came from an episode of Ellen. It states that for every heterosexual you convert to the other tream, you get a free toaster. Much to my chargrin, I found that it is not true. :frowning: