Woo-hoooooo! SkipMagic RULES! And for those of us who’ve seen him–ahem–at his finest, let me tell you . . . there’s nothin’ moderate about him. 
Love love, Baby!
Get back to work, you lazy fuck.
Well, I just clicked on SkipMagic’s name, to find out more about him, and found he moderates another board, as well. :eek: Not only that, but it hyas a section called “Hyde Park Speaker’s Corner” I am in awe. I have been to England, so I have seen the kind of lecturing coming from Hyde Park, home of the soap box speaker. Here is the evil alernate universe version of this thread. You can tell which one it is, since it wears a goatee.
P.S. The Mod pants have not regenerated from being burnt up. ColdFire is no long listed as being a Mod. No slim-fit shirts from the 60s for him.
Will Coldfire still be a posting Member?
If not, I’ll miss him.
Hey! I know that guy! Congrats Skip.
does the chicken dance for Skip
Congratulations Skippy! And best of luck to you, Coldfire. Thanks for all your hard work!
Coldfire was cool, no doubt about it, but I expect that Skip will fill his shoes admirably. After all, he has a hot wife too.*
Skip is a bright, successful young** man who is agile of mind, strong of spirit, wise in judgement, and untiring in vigilance.*** He also recently successfully negotiated a real estate purchase, so you know he can tolerate a lot of crap. I’m not saying all this stuff just to kiss his ass, either.
Am not.
- And I mean smokin’. She’s also got these red leather pants… nevermind.
** Really young. I think his Mom let him drive the car for the first time just last week.
*** I expect to be banned within a week.
ColdfireIt’s been a pleasure having you as mod. Best of luck to you and your wife.
Congratulations SkipMagic! Have fun!
It should also be noted that he watches Buffy the Vampire Slayer at work, so some of the Admins might just want to pop their head in every now and then while Skip’s on duty to make sure he’s got his nose to the grindstone, y’know?
Read yer mail, whydoncha?
your humble TubaDiva
He never writes, he never calls.
Coldfire, I’m sorry to see you leave these here digs. Although, Heloise is wonderful, so I don’t blame you all for spending more time together. And I certainly hope they’re feeding you more money at work what with the increase workload. If not, threaten to Pit them–I’m sure they’ll give in immediately. 
Ahh, hell… I knew I married you for a reason. I’m just not ever going to tell you what it is.
Oh, and Exgineer and jayjay? I have got to stop telling you guys stuff.
And you probably thought I didn’t even read your LJ…
Well Skip, if anyone ever wants to see your “Mod Hat”, you can show them the pic I took of you wearing it at the Renn Fest…I told you at the time it increased your manliness by 60%.
Ok, Skip, whip it out! Um… I mean show us the pic with your Mod hat on! Welcome, newbie Mod!
Bye, Coldie. We’ll miss you!
But if I tell everyone that the other people in the picture were singing at me, do you think it’ll reduce my manliness at all?
I wanna’ see it! You can put it in:Teeming Millions Gallery – testers needed
Yippee Skippy! - Great job, kid! Just don’t get cocky!
Coldfire - Thanks for doing a great, sometimes thankless job. You’ll be missed. (And I read that your job was gettting “bustier”. I know you clog boys are wild, but I thought Heloise might have something to say about you getting bustier.)
StG
Yes. But only a little… (can’t wait 'till Renn Fest time again, BTW, but we don’t have to stay so long this year…)
I bet you’re also looking forward to never, ever having to read a thread with “TMI” in the title again, too.
Enjoy your escape. The PTB seem to have chosen a worthy successor, but I’m sure we’ll break his spirit just as fast as we broke yours.
[hears a whispering in her ear]
Wait, we didn’t break his spirit? Those pimple threads must not have been graphic enough.
**From Moderation Position to Missionary Position: By Coldfire **
Look for it in at a booksellar near you.
Finding a more mundane and pointless Mod like filling the Pope’s cocktail napkin hat, But, I think possibly SkipMagic could be more mundane. [size=1]Snicker
Thanks for everything Coldie.
Good luck, Skippy! User name!