Our night of passion turned into Shadow Puppet Theater.

[Batsinma_Belfry]

Hubby and I had a “date” planned for lastnight. It was our first one since the week before Christmas. We were so busy this year we didn’t even have time for Noel Nookie by the light of the Christmas tree.

I got some scented candles for Christmas and had them lit in the bedroom. I was changing positions, when something caught my eye. There was a shadow on the wall that resembled a large head. It looked like an old man with a big nose. I told Hubby we were being watched. He thumped Shadow Guy in the nose, then poked his eyes Three Stooges style. We picked his nose and made him eat the boogers, pulled endless snot ropes from his nose, plucked his eyebrows, popped his zits, made him give a BJ to my arm and fist. Which reminded me of why I was changing positins in the first place. So we commenced with the sex. Afterward we were still laughing about the shadow puppetry.
So unlike alot of couples who have been married for 20 years, we still have fun in the bedroom.

[Kalhoun]

@Batsinma Belfry

Hubby and I had a “date” planned for lastnight. It was our first one since the week before Christmas. We were so busy this year we didn’t even have time for Noel Nookie by the light of the Christmas tree.

I got some scented candles for Christmas and had them lit in the bedroom. I was changing positions, when something caught my eye. There was a shadow on the wall that resembled a large head. It looked like an old man with a big nose. I told Hubby we were being watched. He thumped Shadow Guy in the nose, then poked his eyes Three Stooges style. We picked his nose and made him eat the boogers, pulled endless snot ropes from his nose, plucked his eyebrows, popped his zits, made him give a BJ to my arm and fist. Which reminded me of why I was changing positins in the first place. So we commenced with the sex. Afterward we were still laughing about the shadow puppetry.
So unlike alot of couples who have been married for 20 years, we still have fun in the bedroom.

Hoooo-kaaaaay…

[Asimovian]

@Batsinma Belfry

Hubby and I had a “date” planned for lastnight. It was our first one since the week before Christmas. We were so busy this year we didn’t even have time for Noel Nookie by the light of the Christmas tree.

I got some scented candles for Christmas and had them lit in the bedroom. I was changing positions, when something caught my eye. There was a shadow on the wall that resembled a large head. It looked like an old man with a big nose. I told Hubby we were being watched. He thumped Shadow Guy in the nose, then poked his eyes Three Stooges style. We picked his nose and made him eat the boogers, pulled endless snot ropes from his nose, plucked his eyebrows, popped his zits, made him give a BJ to my arm and fist. Which reminded me of why I was changing positins in the first place. So we commenced with the sex. Afterward we were still laughing about the shadow puppetry.
So unlike alot of couples who have been married for 20 years, we still have fun in the bedroom.

Highly enjoyable snippet. I hope the wife and are still that silly 12.5 years from now.

[CandidGamera]

Ha! Not bad. Reminds me of the story of Senor Francais.

No, I’m not going to tell it.

[Man_With_a_Cat]

That’s great. I’m trying not to picture the booger-picking parts. :eek:

I still like to play the “snag the bra on the spinning ceiling fan” game. There are incentives for success.

[swampbear]

Shadow puppets as foreplay, eh. I’ll have to keep that in mind…

[Ethilrist]

I thought you were going to say you gave all the neighbors a free shadow puppet show through your closed curtains… it’s always a fun part of camping when people forget to put out the light in the tent… or that there’s a bright light on the other side of the tent, shining clear through it…

[BlueKangaroo]

Wow, that was hysterical. Thanks for sharing.