So I’m assuming the OP wouldn’t take the box with the button in it and get the million dollars?
Huh?
Besides, everyone in this thread who cares more about Brittany Murphy or 25,000 dead children is ignoring the threat from Anthropogenic Global Warming that will destroy the entire planet and everyone on it, even adults who are celebrity-followers.
Or there could be some plague that is ravaging the cosmos as we speak, and you all sit around bitching about some dumbass poster?
O the shame.
I am disgusted by your dismissal of the obvious Cthulhu threat.
Because, of course, the media and citizens of Canada, Australia, New Zealand, Ireland the UK and “Europe” (since Europe, in the minds of many, consists of a single, unified, progressive culture whose environmentally conscious people use every part of the horse), ever day, devote their attention to those 25,000 kids instead of local or national events that are far less tragic.
It’s been years since I’ve seen an article about David Beckham in a UK tabloid, or an overpaid hockey player in the Globe and Mail. No, it’s just articles about kids dying in Africa or Poland or wherever.
Not often one gets lectured on ethics and morality by a person named after a coprophilic act. I eagerly await the next discussion on the virtue of charity by Dirty Sanchez.
You could.
Cleveland Steamers are so 2004. The perverted residents of Northeast Ohio have since moved on to Parma Pileups, Mentor Mudslings, and Shaker Heights Spring Cleanings.
It’s better than 14. (Still, I imagine I could probably take out the worst of the bunch)
Cleveland Steamer’s moral compass is broken.
32 bitches!
17 :(. I was even willing to use them as weapons. 
Hey, OP, after you’re finished looking up “monkey sphere” (shakes fist at marshmallow - I wanted to post that!), try looking up “compassion fatigue.”
I know entropy will destroy us all in time, but I find it hard to care.
What about the possibly hundreds, nay thousands of other hot 32 year olds that die every day? Who’s going to care about them???
Undoubtedly Chuck Norris will kill us all first. If the internet is to be believed that is. And has it ever steered you wrong before?
An asshole is acting like an asshole. Go figure.
I declare Pit Thread Backfire.
According to AHD, either anorexic or anorectic is correct.
According to Garner’s Modern American Usage, as either a noun or adjective, both may refer to people with anorexia nervosa, but anorexic is far more common (especially in general writing). Anorectic is mostly confined to medical and scientific communities. (page 48 of the 2nd edition.)
In Re: The OP
Where is Big Billy Goat Gruff when we need him?
I believe you mean apathy.
Whatever.