I think that as long as we keep sacrificing 25,000 children a day to him, he’ll remain in his underwater lair.
One Hollywood starlet is worth 25,000 of the little buggers. Cthulhu is a starwhore.
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I wanted to ban Brittany Murphy.
I did not want to bang any of those kids.
Now do you see why one is more important to me?
My God! 25,000 kids a day? Is that an actual statistic? That’s really, really horrible.
Kinda.
No, I don’t know why you wanted Brittany Murphy banned.
Well, whatever your reason, she won’t be coming here to post, so I guess you got your way. No wonder the world hates us.
Pity. We could have had an “Ask the Dead Woman” thread.
Well, if you’re that upset about media coverage of Brittany Murphy, then don’t watch this 4 minute presentation on US media coverage of “news”, particularly the bit at 1m 50s.
I bet dead Brittany wishes she could get the coverage of dead Anna Nicole.
28 which is bullshit. I’m quite sure I wouldn’t have a problem with well over that amount of 5 year olds even if they did travel in packs.
Damn, I didn’t know Brittney Murphy was dead. She was hot and I’d have liked to do her. Er, how longs she been dead did you say?..
When one person dies, it’s a tragedy. When 25,000 people die, it’s a statistic.
I’d say that fully applies here.
P.S. I got 22. Probably because I fight dirty.
Who cares about 25,000 kids? They’re just rotting meat.
Won’t someone think of the dead children?
25 here. That’s bullshit. I’m sure I could at the vey least take on a whole classroom. As it happens, I live right across an elementary school. I’ll come back with empirical data as soon as the holidays are over.
Hmm…I could beat 25 five-year-olds, and 31 90-year-olds. Which begs the question – who would win in a fight between 25 five-year-olds and 31 90-year-olds?
The fans.
I could easily beat off a couple of hundred children.
Looks like Cleveland Steamer is as well.
Got flushed, did he? I don’t yet see a thread about it.
That’s illegal in most states, I’m pretty sure. Won’t someone think of the children??