Over-jacking? (Please note: intensely TMI)

[Sarah23]

What was that song…? “When masturbation’s lost its fun, you’re f’king lazyyyyy…”

[KidCharlemagne]

hmmm…never thought once a day was alot.

[Flash-57]

@dnooman

Peter Griffin from “Family Guy” “I’m gonna go microwave a bagel and have sex with it.”

“Butter’s in the fridge.”

[Sarah23]

@Excalibre

When it’s not pleasurable, for me it’s a mental difficulty. You need some new fantasies or new porn or something. Are you always thinking about the same thing when you commit your solitary sins of the flesh? That’s a surefire way to get bored, and you can’t let sex with yourself get stale. Once a day isn’t enough to damage the equipment, and I can hardly imagine getting bored with it at that frequency, but I would recommend you only do it when you want to. I smoke, and it’s easy to get caught in the habit of always having a cigarette at, say, 11:00 in the morning, and to do it without even thinking about whether you want it. But if you wait until you really want that cigarette, it’s gonna be a better experience. Same goes with self-abuse; sure, you can go at it until your palms are hairy and your hand is cramped, but it’s better if you make sure that every time you touch your naughty place, it’s because you really want to and not just out of habit.

ROFL. I really love the wit on some of the people here.

[Clothahump]

@OneYogini

This is the BEST TMI (TIMMY - LMAO!!) thread I’ve read around here yet!!! Thank you all!

But all this talk about men touching themselves is not helping me get anything accomplished at work this morning! Mmmmmmm…I wanna go home now and touch myself too!

Huh?

We’re supposed to leave work first?

Damn.

[OneYogini]

That post made me lol too Sarah!

My favorite parts: Originally Posted by Excalibre:

“…solitary sins of the flesh?”
“…you can’t let sex with yourself get stale.”
“Once a day isn’t enough to damage the equipment…”
“…but I would recommend you only do it when you want to…”
“Same goes with self-abuse; sure, you can go at it until your palms are hairy and your hand is cramped, but it’s better if you make sure that every time you touch your naughty place, it’s because you really want to and not just out of habit.”

GREAT STUFF!! lol! I almost want it as my sig…but it’s waaaaaaay too long!

[OneYogini]

LOL Clothahump!!

If you can’t be good, just don’t get caught! :eek:

[Eleusis]

All I have to say is Never, ever, ever! use shampoo as a lubricant if you aren’t in the shower. My dick cracked open and bled.

What? It says TMI right there in the title.

[Sarah23]

LOL @ the shampoo. sigh

Back off, Yogini. I’m asking excalibre to marry me.

[furt]

If only I had read this thread in 1986. I thought jerking to the point of bleeding made me a freak.

[alimarx]

@Uncommon Sense

That, or just set yourself up to get “caught”. Getting caught will squelch the urge for quite some time.

I donno, for some ahem people, the possibility of getting caught seems to stimulate the urge.

@Eleusis

All I have to say is Never, ever, ever! use shampoo as a lubricant if you aren’t in the shower. My dick cracked open and bled.

Or in the shower. Most anyways, there’s better shampoos. Read the ingredients, stay away from Sodium Laurel and Laureth Sulfates.

[ultrafilter]

@Eleusis

All I have to say is Never, ever, ever! use shampoo as a lubricant if you aren’t in the shower. My dick cracked open and bled.

And if you’re gonna use soap, be sure to wash it off afterwards.

It was just like a bad sunburn, with the redness, and the pain, and then the peeling…

[OneYogini]

Poor Eleusis, and all you other poor guys that have had that happen - ewww!!! (And lol!)

And Sarah, have at it!

[vetbridge]

Have you considered a hobby? I mean, other than the one you already seem proficient at?

[Cervaise]

@Uncommon Sense

Getting caught will squelch the urge for quite some time.

Unless you unexpectedly discover that you’re extra pervy, in which case you might end up whacking off on public transportation.

[erislover]

For those who find masturbation a part of life like our OP here, with or without a partner, I’d rather humbly suggest some of the toys for guys to aid the task. Sleeves and the “ultra-realistic” vaginas are pretty, uh, fucking cool. Get some nice water-based lubricant and the whole experience is very nice. The sleeves have many great uses for couples, too. Toys are fun. Buy them.

[Sarah23]

@erislover

For those who find masturbation a part of life like our OP here, with or without a partner, I’d rather humbly suggest some of the toys for guys to aid the task. Sleeves and the “ultra-realistic” vaginas are pretty, uh, fucking cool. Get some nice water-based lubricant and the whole experience is very nice. The sleeves have many great uses for couples, too. Toys are fun. Buy them.

What you just said would have been illegal in Texas.

[Chastain86]

This settles it.

NotFake officially wins the trophy for “Most Bizarre First Posting EVAR.”

He also might set the record for Most Hits on First Thread Created with a title like that. Hoo boy.

[merqutio]

Now that we are on the subject, I have a question too… I can’t for the life of me get off by using my hands. When I do, I have to have LOTS of lube, and it takes me like 30 minutes to climax. (By that time I’ve gotten bored and just give up) My method is good old fasioned bed humping. Am I weird or what?

[erislover]

@Sarah23

What you just said would have been illegal in Texas.

Heh, I meant, “toys designed for males to use on themselves”, which I’m pretty sure are legal in Texas.