No, not that silly Y2K thing. (What? oh that. That’s just so 20th century.)
I’ve joined the millenium posters club. Woo-hooo!
“It’s a dog-eat-dog world, Sammy, and I’m wearing Milk-Bone™ underwear.”
Congrats, jti! You show that hump who’s boss! 
You rock, jti. And you can quote me on that.
Well done jti. What? No party?
I’m shy - organizing a party for myself?
No booze? gasp
You mean it’s one of those dry hump things we keep hearing about?? ::drumroll::
Congrats, jti, and wishing for many more posts.
Here’s a cold 6-pack. Now for heaven’s sake call out for a pizza or something.
Veb
did Chinese take-out - just can’t get enough of those deep-fried shrimp things.
TVeblen said:
Oy…
Happy thousand, jti. (But boy is your party lame.)
Happy numbers. Keep on postin’ Mama/Postin’ till the break of day.
It’s a little early for a post-millennium post, isn’t it? The next millennium doesn’t start for another four months! Geez, I thought we went over this alre…
Oh. You mean your post count. Never mind.
(Disclaimer: Pre-coffee jesting may or may not be funny. I just can’t tell.)
Imagine, 1000 posts and at such a tender registration date!
Backup kegs are here, but you’ll have to send out for more corndogs.