Preface: This is my first rant, so don’t expect much. Also, the people who I am writing about are truly nice people and I do care about them. Just a little angry.
My boyfriend and I have been going out for six months now. We’re in love. So why do you people INSIST on dredging up the past? Yes, I KNOW he slept with a lot of girls last year. We were good friends and he told me about all of them. And yes, I KNOW he cheated on some of them, but he hadn’t really cared about them much anyway.
The first few weeks I could understand you having your doubts. You had a right, I didn’t get mad at you then. But now, you’re acting surprised that I’m still going out with him (why the fuck not, you bastards?), you’re STILL insisting he had “no right” to ask me out ‘cause I’m all “young and innocent” while he goes around humping people. Fuck you, you twisted, puppy-killing losers!
I understand you’re just trying to be protective of me, but you’re so wrapped up in your theories of him dumping me if I wouldn’t sleep with him that you can’t see I’ve been happier in the past 6 months than I have been since you met me!
And what the FUCK is up with you starting rumours that I’m lesbian? Yeah, I know a friend of mine and I joked around about going out, but to say I’m only going out with him ‘cause I’m in denial? You just don’t want to admit that I like another guy more than you shallow, camel-fucking, cynical flirts! It’s easier for you to think I’m lesbian than that I actually rejected you in earnest.
So DON’T tell me he’s cheating on me, and DON’T counsel me to break up with him over rumours.
I know what you can do, though! You can stick your lonely, bitter singleness where the sun don’t shine and not take out the fact that you can’t find a girl desperate or crazy enough to go out with your pathetic, callous, scheming sexually frustrated, whiny asses on me!