It’s kitten blood. She learned that trick from Dick Cheney, who is actually 339 years old.
I suppose that is better manners than her going face-first into the blood trough behind her to get her fill. She has *some *politcal accumen I guess…just not enough.
Okay, that’s twice today I’ve been tempted to propose based on a single post. And this time it was a guy.
My girlfriend is not going to find this funny.
I laughed my ass off. This guy can’t wait for the Governor to leave before slaughtering the turkey on TV? He keeps looking at the camera with that stupid look on his face, and then the turkey starts thrashing around…Classic…
Someone on the YouTube site commented:
Can you imagine SNL and Tina Fey doing a skit on this? It will be priceless…
That was Joe the Turkey Killer there. I hope someone does an interview with him. Maybe he should write a book! I wonder if he can sing.
Exactly. His hesitation gives the whole thing a Spinal Tap quality. It’s funny even with the sound off.
I just can’t stop laughing about the second interview. How surreal. Poor Palin has no savvy at all. Loved when the interviewer asks about programs “going on the chopping block”, as Tom the Turkey Butcher goes to work. Tina Fey’s phone must be ringin’ off the hook from SNL calling for a recap. Though, don’t know how you could do it any better without getting very very dark humored.
Michael O’Donohue, wherefore art thou?
Is it me or is she wearing a Burberry scarf? Atleast she learned something by being a Veep nominee!
I’m pretty sure the turkey in the turkomatic was thrashing around because Joe was taking so long. I’m sure i heard the turkey saying “Will. She Ever. Shut. Up?!? For the love of all that is holy hurry up and shear my head off man!”
yes, she is wearing a burberry scarf.
i saw it on countdown last night. shuster had it as breaking news.
eyes rolling, head shaking, i just don’t know about gov. palin.
Wherefore is he what? “Wherefore” means “why”.
My God, Palin is continuing what Bush has done for eight years: providing scenes that you’d swear came from a very darkly comedic political satire, except that they’re real. Actually, if you made this scene up, it’d seem heavy-handed.
ETA: I’d no idea a turkey keeps thrashing around for so long with its throat cut. I’m starting to feel really good about having a job that doesn’t have me splattered with turkey blood.
Tragically, the beloved host of “Mr. Mike’s Least Loved Bedtime Tales” died. Horribly.
Oh yep, I know that, he was a hero of mine.
What i was alluding to is that he would have been the one on SNL to have Palin, at the end of her turkey abbatoire interview…
Palin: "Hey, where’s Trig?..who’s got Trig? Where’s… [
It doesn’t mess up your lipstick as much as mouthing the lid of the cup.
Damn, that sounded kinda dirty… 
MSNBC is now reporting that Palin’s people say she had no idea that the turkey slaughter was going on behind her.
Easy have Palin pardoning an actual human being, then giving an interview in front of a guillotine in use.
Um…
That joke would be on you. There’s no particular reason a governor can’t pardon a senator.
Now, it’s true that no governor could pardon this particular senator on the particular charges at issue here, but that’s because they are federal charges – “offenses against the United States” – and that falls to the President to pardon, if he is so inclined.
But if Stevens were convicted of DUI in Anchorage, or mass murder in Juneau, then Palin could most certainly pardon him.
Odds are that Stevens will be near the top of Bush’s list of deserving felons.
And then…depression set in. Lighten up, Francis.