Paltrow introduces vagina scented candle

For some it depends on whether or not you would get to prove it to yourself.

Reminds me of the poster for the movie, “Knowing”.

Double post

“Warning! If your vagina smells like Nicholas Cage, seek medical attention immediately.”

OTOH, if one prefers, there really are genitalia-shaped candles, both M and F, out there. I’ll leave it to the gentle reader to google up some pictures, if so inclined.

Not to be left behind, R&B singer Erykah Badu is now planning to market vagina-scented incense.

In a move showing her extreme classiness, she’s calling it “Badu’s Pussy”

Considering that it’s made of her burned panties, it’s not clear to me how she can claim it only smells like her vagina.

It’s obvious that she only did this yo generate buzz. It worked.

You do realize that Paltrow is being targeted due to misogyny and defense of the patriarchy?

Really.

And here I was thinking I was laughing at the complete stupidity of these things. It seems that I’m a worse person than I actually thought :frowning:

Back in the 1970s, the joke about that part of the anatomy was “what smells like a fish, and looks like a taco.”

(Fish tacos, of course, duh! But they weren’t a thing back then.)

I’m guessing we should expect a commercial sort of like this?

“Do you smoke after sex?”

“Dunno; I never looked.”

So, now will I FINALLY get the puke emoji I have been yearning for? :smiley:

See, this is why we need to save up to buy a guillotine.

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As aren’t we all.

And how would one know?

Regards,
Shodan

But Wait…! It also makes one Hell of a panini…!

“Tuna melt…?”
“Nope. Just the cheese…!” < model flashes smile at camera >

What a Bargain! I’m sure her vag is worth Twice that much…!

But wait, what’s this? Out of stock and right before Valentines Day?
Or is it…? Could Gwyneth Paltrow just be cleverly re-tooling her factory?
Maybe this summer, she’ll re-introduce the line along with a line of positive reinforcement multi-speed candle holders?

( I’ve heard rumors that Husqvarna and Stihl have already submitted bids.)

Fewer fireworks, but how much does it cost to boil a hot dog?

I didn’t even know that she was dangling a hot dog. #IgnoranceFought

Bumping this to note that McDonald’s is preparing to introduce Big Mac scented candles.

Shoot, a fella’ could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.

I recall “pussy” scented incense in head shops back in the late seventies.

Gwyneth might be full of surprises, but was referring to the scent. Maybe she’s more of a pescatarian. It’s still a pricy candle.