Can someone do one of those How it started/How it ended memes please.
I was just coming to post this.
“I’ve never seen anything like it. The whole thing was ablaze and it was too hot to touch. There was an inferno in the room,”
It “exploded and emitted huge flames, with bits flying everywhere!”
So we threw it out the front door.
Exactly as I would imagine Gwyneth Paltrow’s vagina. Throwing it out of the front door seems like a natural reaction.