Heard this on the radio driving home. A couple was admitted to a hospital, her with burns on her back, him with a swollen penis. Apparently she decided to give him a BJ while he was fixing pancakes for breakfast. At the moment of popping off, he spilled some oil from a hot frying pan on her back. She bit down severly damaging his manhood. Ouch.
I don’t even want to know what she was going to put on those flapjacks. :eek: