Panty Thief?

When I stay at my house, the kids aren’t there. SO’s house is the family house when we have the kiddos. And, for that matter, SO and I choose to stay at his house when we’re together with or without children and the panties there seem to remain at a slightly normal constant.

I don’t want to call the police if I can help it. I don’t necessarily feel scared and would certainly opt for a rational explanation. BTW, my lab was prone to stealing baby daddy’s socks. We had no idea until we cleaned out her dog house and found like 10 socks. That’s why the backyard and dogloos were searched.