I was just walking down the hall near my office and I noticed a pair of panties and a bra lying on the floor! I picked them up and hid them in a bag in my office.
I suspect they belong to a female co-worker of mine, but I have no idea which one. There are about 7 women and 10 men in my area. Today is a cold winter day, so I suspect a woman was changing underwear into something warmer in the restroom, and when she came back to the office area the underwear items fell out of her purse/bag. I myself will change into long underwear today before going out to lunch. What do you think? This is mighty funny!
What should I do? How can I return them to their rightful owner without causing too much embarrasment? I plan to explain it to one women co-worker whom I trust, and ask her to ask the other women individually and discreetly if they are theirs. If I were mean I would send an email message to the building list, or leave them in the hallway.
Oddly, they are different colors–white bra and beige colored panties. Maybe I should check the sizes and make an educated guess which co-worker they belong to? Or I could just stand up and yell whose size * bra and size * panties are these?!
From looking at them, I have an idea who they belong to, a young, single woman named Bonny.
Maybe you should just drop them where you found them, with a note pinned to the panties saying “thanks for the loan…they felt yummy against my skin but they were too tight.” Then sign it with the name of your boss.
Use the elastic kind of like a rubber band and shoot them into the next cube or office. That way you pass the buck, get to have a little fun, and you get to see someone else’s reaction.
Well, shut my mouth. It’s also illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling.
Utillize the situation to the fullest of your advantage. Check every other woman that you feel might possibly fit into them (that you wanna check) before going to the person who probably really owns them. - There’s also another possible solution, but if you can’t borrow a good tracking dog, you can’t do it. - MC
Now it occurs to me, that you are not considering all the possibilities - that they could in fact, belong to a male co-worker, who intended that you find them and attemp to return them to him. . .
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If you have your own office, like, with a door, you could just call the likely candidate in and ask her if she “lost something.”
“Hey Bonny, sorry to interrupt your work, but I found something in the hallway that I think might belong to you…um…ladies’…garment. Are you missing…anything?”
Make sure you throw in the uncomfortable pauses. That way she doesn’t think you’re hitting on her.
“Wednesday the 15th - Chris made one of her rare good points today.” Guanolad
BTW, is anyone else imagining the voice of H. A. Rey right now?
“George knew he shouldn’t take the undergarments, but he was so curious he just HAD to! Quickly, before the Man in the Yellow Hat could see, George grabbed the undergarments and scampered away.”
Apparently it hasn’t occurred to you all that these could be a spare set that just fell out of her gym bag or something. (I know, I know, not as much fun to imagine.)
Anyway, on the few occasions when I’ve worn long underwear I didn’t take off the other ones. Long johns are no substitute for a bra.
