It’s still a mystery. I asked Bonny and she said they weren’t hers. She checked with two other women but they weren’t theirs either. They all had to restrain themselves from bursting into loud laughter.
Fortunately, I was able to ask Bonny without getting slapped. They said they will check with a couple other co-workers tomorrow. If the underwear is still unclaimed, they will throw it in the women’s restroom like UncleBeer suggested.
So, let me know if you are missing a white 36C bra, and pink-beige Warner panties, size 7, that say something like “Innocence Lost” on the label. I’m trying to picture what size the woman who wears these would look like. Would she be large or average size? Sounds to me she would be a little larger than average. I just don’t know much about this type of clothing.
I like the idea of pinning them to the bulletin board. Then start a rumor that the hidden security cameras caught a steaming, yowling session of non-work related activity in the hallway.
If nothing else, a lot of people will be stopping by your office, either out of nervousness or to check out the scene of the crime. Either way, you’ll have plenty of people to waste time and schmooze with.
SIZE SEVEN IS LARGE!?!?!?!! I wore a size 7 when I was 104 lbs!!! HOW MUCH SMALLER DO WE WOMEN HAVE TO GET, GUYS!?!??!?!?!?
Sorry for that outburst but jesus christ!!! What do you guys want? Women that look like 8 year olds!!!
Opal…sizes for undies are different than sizes for regular clothes. (I can’t believe I’m about to post this…) I wear size seven undies, and sure ain’t nowhere’s near 104 lbs.
“Wednesday the 15th - Chris made one of her rare good points today.” Guanolad
Opal…sizes for undies are different than sizes for regular clothes. (I can’t believe I’m about to post this…) I wear size seven undies, and I haven’t weighed as little as 104 in about eight years.
“Wednesday the 15th - Chris made one of her rare good points today.” Guanolad
Hint: Even if it’s taking a really long time for your post to go through, don’t fool yourself into thinking that you can hit Stop, do some editing, resubmit, and only have one post.
“Wednesday the 15th - Chris made one of her rare good points today.” Guanolad
Did you smell them?? Maybe the women didnt shower that day and went jogging on her lunch break, then couldnt stand to sit in her own stench all day so took them off and threw them over the cubical wall in disgust… so again I ask… DID YOU SMELL THEM? LMAO
Size 7 panties will fit someone about a size 14/16. Maybe 12. Depending on her height, this woman will be “voluptuous”, but not too out of the ordinary. She will look “average”, unless you are one of these people that think all women who are not toothpicks are “fat” - in which case, start looking for a somewhat large-breasted “fat” woman.
Frankly, don’t obsess about them. Undies are not that expensive. Bras might be a different matter, some of them can be costly. Is it an “underwire”" bra? (You can tell, it has wires on the underpart.) Underwires are often more expensive…but still, not that much. And they’re used!
My thought is that whoever lost them has written them off. Just toss them in the bathroom, like others have suggested. If she finds them, she’ll take them, if not, someone else will throw them away, most likely.
The items in question were either lost accidentally, or on purpose. Every time I’ve ever taken off my underthings at work, which is pretty rare, I always make sure they are tucked very securely into whatever I’m carrying and that they make it back to my desk safely. (Point being, I prefer my collegues to think I’m fully clothed at all times, whether or not I actually am.)
Were they folded up into a discreet package, or were they just flung about higgledy-piggledy? Discreet package would indicate an accidental loss, and higgledy-piggledy would indicate an on-purpose distribution. This should help in determining the appropriate course of action. If it was an accidental loss, the correct (and gentlemanly) thing to do would be to return them to the nearest ladies room and leave them near the sink.
However, an on-purpose distribution lends itself to many creative ideas, such as have already been mentioned. I especially like the idea of pinning them to a bulletin board, or sending a company wide email concerning them. I’m not sure I’d have the (metaphorical) balls to ask my female co-workers “Did you lose these undies outside my office?” but I’m glad someone does.
In any event, if they aren’t claimed within 7 days, I’m sure you have the legal right to keep them as long as you’ve made all reasonable attempts to find their owner.
Side note on the sizes - I’ve worn size 7 panties since I was in about 9th grade, when I wore size 7 or 9 trousers. For some reason, the 7s tend to cover what I want covered in a more comfortable manner than the other sizes, either larger or smaller. So in looking for their owner, I’d say that a 7 panty is average and could fit a variety of figures, and a 36C bra is just a little bigger than average (which is a 34 or 36B, I think).
Chief - Having had the distinct pleasure of meeting missdavis at the Atlanta Dopers Soiree, and learning of the company for which she works, I can categorically state that a lack of undergarments would not hinder her mission.
The overwhelming majority of people have more than the average (mean) number of legs. – E. Grebenik
<---------- sits very prettily in her matching Victoria’s Secret 34C bra and size medium panties.
(btw, I think I wear about a size 7 in sized panties… VS medium fits me well, but I could fit into a “small” as well, so I hoping that size 7 isn’t considered too huge!)
Now we’re have a discussion of women’s pantie sizes? Is nothing sacred? Brother! I leave the board for a few days and you’ve degenerated to this! So let me join you!
Size 7 too huge Athena? As compared to what? My size 8? So, are you calling me FAT?! Them’s fighten’ words! I say we strip down to bra and panties and have a pillow fight, just like in the movies!
