Just like in good movies!
Oh, yeah, as for the OP: Actually, I’ll bet Mr. Curious George got CAUGHT with some undies in his office and this is his rather lame excuse… well, I for one am NOT buying it!
Hey, I wasn’t calling 7 huge! It was the above posters! Really! I mean, come on, I’m obviously no expert since I didn’t even know it was a requirement that one’s bra and panties match. Next yer gonna tell me it’s a requirement that I wear 'em at all.
Athena: we can have a naked pillow fight if you want. Hell, woman, we could sell tickets and make a fortune! Just think, we could pay off the Christmas debt and probably ½ the mortgage!
Ok, naked pillow fight it is! Where do we tell 'em to send the money?
Now wait just one darn minute here Byz. I have seen you, I KNOW my ass is bigger than yours, and I can and do wear a size 8 panties, I can wear a 9 but they don’t feel right.
So there 
Ayesha - Lioness
There are two solutions to every problem : the wrong one, and mine
(Thomas A. Edison)
Doctor Jackson, I’m not sure whether you’re insinuating something or not. Should I be flattered, angered, or embarrassed (or em-bare-assed)?
[checking to make sure she has her undies on]
I think you should have a Cinderella-type event: have all the women in your office line up, one by one, and try the Mystery Undies on. “Ah—the glass brassiere fits HER!”
missdavis, I insinuate nothing, only reveal the naked truth. Please feel free to expose any untruths in my previous post.
A-hem . . .
If I may - A while back I lost my panties just outside the office door. I had them in my gym bag and had just left for my lunch-time kickboxing class. They must have fallen out when I was digging for my key-card.
When I came back someone had put them on the head of a human skeleton (one of the few real skeletons left in the medical field) that our doctors use.
Since they were outside my door, everyone figured out they were mine. Thank God they were clean!!!
I say use the opportunity to really tease the shit out of someone! Make a big, loud, obnoxious deal out of it. Chances like these don’t come around too often.
>^,^<
KITTEN
Fluff yer hair Beula, I’s feelin frisky - M.S.
All I can say Doc is that I am truly sorry that I missed the Atlanta gathering.
MissDavis will you grace us with your presence at the next Atlanta gathering?
I hope so.
Jeffery
Well…I see my little discovery at work has peaked the interest, and funny bones, of several of you.
To answer some questions, it isn’t an underwire bra. MissDavis, they were “just flung about higgledy-piggledy”. However, they were on the aisle floor not near an office enough to be a suggestive hint on purpose to anybody in particular.
“…a 7 panty is average and could fit a variety of figures, and a 36C bra is just a little bigger than average (which is a 34 or 36B, I think)”. That describes Bonny. She is about 5’7" and 130 pounds, with above average breasts. I still think she might be the owner even though she is denying it. She might be too embarrassed to admit it.
Bonny usually goes to a nearby Gym on her lunch hour and carries a bag full of clothes. They could have fallen out of the bag, just like happened to Diane.
The woman I gave them to still has them. So, we still have all our options. However, I doubt we will be able solve the mystery without causing too much trouble.
My good man, what is the point of it all if you do not cause any trouble in the process.
Have fun. Embarass someone. Tell us all the sordid details.
Jeffery
quote:
I would be considered a repeat offender.
Are they supposed to match? I think I fit into the odd category too.
We are, each of us angels with only one wing,and we can only fly by embracing one another
curious g: send them to me.I’ll find a use for them.
Diane – uh huh. Sure. Fell out of your “gym” bag. Oh, yeah, I believe you. Yep. Why don’t you tell us what you REALLY do for a living? 
Rich Hall – putting them on your head and dancing to Frank Zappa’s Jazz Discharge Party Hats is NOT a good way to put them to use!
Best!
Byz
Poor Bonnie! If it were me and they were my FAVORITE bra and panties, I would go to my grave denying they belonged to me. Co-workers have looooooooong memories 
Zette
(size 7 and NOT heavy)
Love is like popsicles…you get too much you get too high.
Not enough and you’re gonna die…
Click here for some GOOD news for a change Zettecity
Okay Byz, you caught me. I really work at “Taco” Bell.
>^,^<
KITTEN
Fluff yer hair Beula, I’s feelin frisky - M.S.
Oh, waitress! There’s a hair in my food…