Paris Hilton: Jailhouse Girl

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It couldn’t happen to a…well, you fill in the blanks:

LOS ANGELES (AP) - A judge sentenced Paris Hilton to 45 days in county jail Friday for violating her probation, putting the brakes on the hotel heiress’ famous high life.

Hilton, who parlayed her name and relentless partying into worldwide notoriety, must go to jail by June 5 and she will not be allowed any work release, furloughs, use of an alternative jail or electronic monitoring in lieu of jail, Superior Court Judge Michael T. Sauer ruled after a hearing.

The judge, saying “there’s no doubt she knew her license had been suspended,” ruled that she was in violation of the terms of her probation in an alcohol-related reckless driving case.

And it doesn’t sound like a cushy facility either.

LYNWOOD, Calif. - Hotel heiress Paris Hilton better watch her back in the Century Regional Detention Facility, visitors who were at the jail yesterday warned.

“If you act like you’re all high-class and uppity,” Denise Chavis said, “you’re done.”

About 150 men and women were waiting outside the jail yesterday - along with Chavis - to see family and friends. Many said they believed the 26-year-old Hilton was in for a strong dose of reality.

“My ex-wife got beat up and got a black eye in this place,” said a man, who declined to give his name out of fear of retribution against the woman.

And Hilton better hope the inmates don’t remember the videotape broadcast widely on YouTube that shows her mocking Jewish and African-American people. “She better learn to bite her tongue,” he said.

Now that will be a not-so-simple Simple Life. :eek:

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