Paris (Hilton) to marry Paris (Latsis)

Will the wedding be in Paris (France)?

Will it last longer then 6 mths or require an anullment? That is the pertinent question.

No, the pertinent questions are: When did these pretty boys/pretty girls/pod people begin taking over pop culture? And why does anybody care about them? :smack:

Ok. Here’s the plan. If any Doper should happen to bump into this guy PLEASE say to him, “Oh my gosh. Aren’t you Paris Hilton’s first husband?”

Paris to marry Paris.
I knew she was in love with herself but this is a bit much.

Actually, I’d be torn on wether to laugh at him or weep for him.

Actually, the other pertinent question is… Will the wedding night video also wind up on the internet?

The article in question says that this will be the first marriage for both parties.

It probably won’t be the last, either.

Great… this’ll lead to weeks of news coverage for yet another celeb-culture event I don’t give a shit about. The marriage, the inevitable gossip, the inevitable divorce, her re-marriage to some other rich idiot (I’ll say that will happen by November)…

Seems like par for the course to me.

I think this clinches the “Brainless Bimbo or Most Brilliant Self-Publicist Since Dali?” question.

Yes. It absolutely must take place in Paris, France :smiley:

And you just know she was thinking, “This way I won’t have to change my name.”

Rick and Ilsa will always have Paris, but I bet these two won’t.

How 'bout having it occur in Paris, Kentucky or Paris, Texas, instead. :smiley: