Wot a total plank - you want to build a $100m theme park in Israel, then gloat when their President (ie. the Tourist Minister’s BOSS!) falls ill.
Man that makes me smile - guess the Second Coming will have to wait a while, lads 
Sharon is actually the Prime Minister. The President of Israel is Moshe Katsav.
Ha! Pat…meet karma. Karma…meet Pat.
Trite bumper-sticker cliché? Yes. But in this case it seems appropriate.
‘My Karma just ran over your Dogma.’
Is it inappropriate to do the Snoopy Happy Dance?
Ah, who cares?? Fuck propriety and Robertson.
::: dances SHD while shaking her see-through ass :::
:eek: You made me forget my witty remark!
Ok, fine, so I didn’t have one. Thanks for the excuse, though 
He’ll be the first against the wall when the revolution comes.
Think he’ll learn his lesson from this one? Or will he continue his verbal diarrhea while continuing to have the expectation that no one will retaliate?
My sawbuck is on the latter.
[Nelson]
HA HA!
[/Nelson]
I love the smell of schaedenfreude in the morning!
Wow, I have heard of see-through skirts, but a see-through ass - now that’s news!!!
So can we see your…umm…intestines?
Those rides would have totally sucked.
Go Israel!
I was wondering if Israel would allow Pat to continue with his [del]Putzland[/del] Patland plans. Good move by Israel!
Didn’t that wall come tumbling down?
They should have let him sink millions into it, then declared it a “threat” and bulldozed it.
But I would have liked to see the Noah’s Ark rollercoaster.
Are you kidding?!? With rides like:
The Acsension/2nd Coming - riders are hurled at near light speed to a height of 3000 miles above the earth’s surface. At the top the ride car morphs into a Horse-of-the Apocolypse[sup]TM[/sup] and the rider plummets back to earth. Total ride time: 90 seconds
Arise! - riders are sent to their screaming death, only to be revived later by Pat Robertson (or an unreasonable facimile).
Laser Smite - Unlike the wimpy laser tag or paintball games, these are real 1920’s style death rays. Fry your opponents to a golden crisp for points and possible Top Smiter prizes. The management suggests that losers immediately be dragged to Arise! (To protect the health of our undead guests, however, you will not be allowed on the ride until your carcass quits smoking.)
Desert Vacation - wander in the desert for 40 years! (please note: riders are riquired to purchase, in advance, a non-refundable park admission good for all 14,600 days at the regular daily admission/annual pass rate. Manna not included in ticket price. No re-admission. We accept MC, Visa, Discover, and Am Ex). Last one in the oasis is a rotten egg!
Sounds like fun to me.
No kidding. “Come, part the sea!” one early sign read. Next to a table of combs.
I have a feeling that you won’t get many takers. Not me, anyway—my mother only raised one smart kid, and it I ain’t it.
Or should that be the other way around?
We have one in Pittsburgh!!! It’s an old classic, but a goody. linky
Other Attractions:
To Hell In a Handbasket- similar to the teacup ride at Disney, only with less gays and a Dante’s Inferno theme.
Ten Plagues Theme Ride- take a log flume through waters that part, swat flies and battle flaming hail as you take this 144000 thrill ride out of bondage chased by thousands of pissed off Egyptians (who don’t actually work for the park, they’re just there and armed). Warning: Must be second born or later to ride this ride.
Jerichotecque: In this game every player has a big synthesizer, but you have to be the one who hits the right notes to make the walls come tumbling down. Or God will hate you.
Club Sodom- the haunted house ride. You’ll see flamers and flames, screamers and screams as the Bruce Vilanche scripted and Jim J. Bullock enacted ride takes you through a gay inferno no foam party can put out.
666 Foot Free-FALL FROM GRACE- You bungee from the right hand of the world’s tallest free standing statue of Charlton Heston.
Herod’s Slaughter of the Cabbage Patch Dolls- you can win that cabbage patch doll, but only if you can convince the soldier not to whack it!
Salome’s Challenge- can you follow the lights well enough to save the head of the Baptist? Let’s hope so, cause that Baptist just might be your grandma or your pastor! Remember: this is the Middle East, no namby pamby kid gloves here!
Dining Options:
Golden Calf House of Veal
The Garden of Eatin’ Food Court
Johnny Baptists Locust and Honey Cafe
Harlots (from the owner of Hooters- waitresses wear skimpy shorts and mijabs)
Essie Essenes House of Shrumes
Isn’t it odd how many long term investments Pat has for a man convinced we’re living in the end days?