Do penis enlargement pills actually work and are they safe?
For a detailed experiment to assess the truth of this, try:
http://www.zug.com/classics.html
Fifth link down.
I dunno mate I have enough trouble folding in my pants already.
your not stupid enough enough to believe that crap are you??????I would say that their efficacy can be dismissed purely on the methodology of the marketing that they employ; guilt by association - I know that ebay doesn’t urgently want Dear Valued Customer to renew his credit card details, I know that I cannot become fantastically rich by sending a fiver to the guy at the top of the list, I know that HOTTT teeen lezbians aren’t gagging 4 my harrd dickkk right NOW. I can therefore infer, with a fair degree of confidence, that penis enlargment pills are going to be a pathetic scam or a flop (pun intended).
If someone was selling an herbal pill that claimed to make your fingers each an inch longer, no one would believe them.
The answer to your question is no, and here’s a cite from the Mayo Clinic:
"Therapies, methods and procedures purporting to provide you with an enlarged penis are many, but know this: No scientific evidence supports the use of pills, pumps, weights or exercises to enhance the length or girth of a penis. And the Food and Drug Administration, the government agency that regulates medications and medical devices, hasn’t approved any devices for enlarging, augmenting or enhancing the penis.
That leaves cosmetic surgery to enlarge the penis, which is controversial and its outcome uncertain. Some men who have had such surgery have been pleased with the results, whereas others have sued their doctors."
What the hell are you talking about? My penis used to be just under 6 inches long. Now it’s 7 inches… soft! I love walking up to strangers and telling them that my dick is as long as their arm. Now I get to enjoy the fact that I can’t ever have sex unless I just want to put the head in or risk damaging Special Bits™. Oral sex is out of the question, unless they’re a good harmonica player. And I owe it all to PenisBig™!*
Of course it works.
*product may or may not even exist
Chaotic donkey makes a good point. This is probably one of those products that is better off not working.
I always figured the 3 inches gained was true, but that the message was just unclear. By changing a flacid penis into an erect one, 3 inches are easily gained. My little urethra sheath, for instance, goes from a 2 inch tadger to nearly half a foot long without the aid of medication. Presto! 4 additional inches of manhood to do my bride’s bidding.
What am I missing?
The pills might work if you stick a dozen of them up your urethra, there would definately then be an increase in volume proportional to the pain.
chaoticdonkey was it you who broke into the Elephant enclosure at San Francisco zoo?
:eek:
:: did not need to know the length of your ‘tadger’ ::
If you attatch the the pills to the end of your man root with crazy glue*, it gets longer.
*[sub]This statement had not been varified by the FDA/FAA/FCC. For novelty value only. Don’t try this at home as you’ll contract laprosy and/or gangrene.[/sub]
FTR, I tried to stir my fellow dopers to action with a massive (psuedo?) scientific study about the claims of Enzyte. Nobody was interested.
You can embiggen a penis by rubbing it.
Oh, you’re talking 'bout using pills?
I still think rubbing is the best way if you want to do it yourself!
:DWell, the dude who took the MagnaRX in the link provided thinks they work.
But that’s just one guy.
You can only get 12 up there? Bah, we had 12 inserted before even hitting the end of the block. While walking uphill barefoot to school! You young pups. You don’t know the meaning of sacrifice! :dubious:
Where’s that TMI warning?
Oh, god. snort And I just bet you liked it that way, too.
Just for the fun of it, a friend once followed up on the “enlarge your penis” offer. What he got back was a “brochure” of a few young (and several not-so-young) ladies in various stages of undress and performing an assortment of acts of a sexual nature on each other / boyfriends/ strangers / a petting zoo. The idea is that you look at the brochure, you get aroused, and - sure enough - your penis size increases!
It’s a miracle! :rolleyes:
No we did not, young lass! It was quite uncomfortable. But we sacrificed for the greater good, dammit! Barefoot, uphill and all that good stuff. There are reasons you should respect your elders. Look at the crap we did in the name of research for the young’uns!
Now if anyone could tell me why it hurts when I pee… :dubious:
Stop it, stop it! I’m supposed to be working, not suppressing chortles of laughter.