People likely to be mad when shopping..

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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This is a top-ten-type-list thread. I cant come up with 10 good ones, so…

Here are the top 2 kinds of people most likely to be angry when their shopping list consists of this:
2. People buying superglue and “How to fix your Ming vase” book.

  1. People buying just toilet paper
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  1. People looking for pipe cleaners, styrofoam balls, and glitter, 10:30 PM, the night before Science Fair Projects are due.
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  1. People buying single slices of Salami at the Deli Counter.
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People buying just toilet paper…
…and Immodium AD.

People buying any combination of the following: jock itch medicine, Tums, calamine lotion and corn pads

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Stay out of the way of the woman purchasing: [ul]
[li] Tampax (Super-Plus!)[/li][li] Midol[/li][li] Hot water bottle[/li][li] Herbal tea (Soothing Camomile)[/li][li] M&Ms (especially if it’s a 5 lb. bag or more)[/li][li] Dove Bars[/li][/ul]
all at once.

(Just in case you happen to see me in the grocery store tonight. :mad: )

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People trying to buy condoms when they are out of stock.