So I was at the grocery store buying a frozen pizza, 'cause well, I’m a bachelor and I have to eat too.
There was a lady in front of me at the checkout she was attractive, blonde, older, maybe 40’ish or just under. Tall too. Worth a second look ya know. Well… she had two items she was buying which made me do a double take and well… quite frankly question her sexyness. She was buying one of those deli tubs of raw liver that looks like bait, and a bottle of Gold Bond Powder. Thats it. The combination made my thoughts spin. I’m gonna presume that they are not going to be used together but HEY, I’ve seen weirder shit on the internet then that!
Anybody else seen odd checkout combinations recently?
When I was in High school, my friends and I used to have this running game where we would go to the supermarket to buy 3 items that would, as a group, raise eyebrows. Like a pack of condoms, a watermelon and a tub of petroleum jelly. That sort of thing.
I was in the 24-hour supermarket with my ex one night. It was about 3am. In front of us was an older man, in his 70’s or possibly 80’s, buying two boxes of latex gloves. He looked slightly off his rocker, too.
Who could possibly need latex gloves at 3 in the morning?
Probably unrelated, but I will toss it in here anyway.
I knew this one real character who happened to be a regular barfly at the local bar. It was common for someone to come into this neighborhood bar and shoot-the-rail (buy everyone a drink). Well, one day said barfly came in and shot-the-rail, but instead of a drink, he bought everyone a hair comb.
It wasn’t a grocery store, but this morning I bought a tackle box, a set of binoculars and three pair of panties. It didn’t seem strange until I read this thread.
When I worked at a convenience store a guy came in and bought a couple of “adult” magazines and some comic books. I guess you could call that balanced reading but I just call it funny.
