Indyellen, I was so hoping those two would end up reversed.
MPSIMS:
My shopping experience
Good god…I bought a Coach bag.
Sucker!
**Brain and Brain! What is Brain?
Acted like a guy today.
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**You’ve been sent to Hell… with a personalized soundtrack!
The Beatles and the “skiffle group sound”
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Doesn’t sound like Hell to me, but people’s tastes differ.
I missed the third one!
** You’ve been sent to Hell… with a personalized soundtrack!
The Beatles and the “skiffle group sound”
I need some new music
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That’s the problem – after the first couple of millenia, even the Beatles begin to pall.
** What foods are you craving right now?
Bacon Salt
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A fourfer in IMHO:
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Small/medium penis vs. attraction to petite women - correlation?
How do you relieve yourself of anger and resentment?
If you could snap your fingers and render one species globally extinct, would you?
Have you ever killed another human
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Brain and Brain! What is Brain?
Rain, rain and more friggin’ rain
Brainy rain. Rainy brain. Rainbrainrainbrain…
**What is implied in a guy being a “bear”?
No pantyhose or stockings…white legs…
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**Small/medium penis vs. attraction to petite women - correlation?
Am I a judgmental prick?
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Yes – you’re not Small or Medium, you’re just judgmental.
**Who the fuck invented blinds?
Fred Phelps and Johnny Hildo
**'cause God hates (curtain) rags.
Ladies, please recommend a men’s cologne for a special occasion
Nobel sperm and Mr. Pink???
Ya think this alpha-male obsession is going a little too far with the ladies?
What foods are you craving right now?
Ahhh! Jumbo squid! Jumbo squid!
**Penalties for bringing cannabis into the UK
Is time REALLY an illusion? **
Not the time you’d get in the UK! :::bad doomp BOOM!:::
**Why are people so afraid to go to the dentist?
Tonight I am releasing three huntsman spiders in the lab **
Just think of that spider looking for somewhere to hide while you sit there with your mouth stuck wiiiiiiide open…
**Why did the risotto taste and smell like vagina?
Looking for toilet training advice.**
** Why did the risotto taste and smell like vagina?
How far should you be able to take “all you can eat”?
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I never read these threads, but I came here to post that same combination.
**Why did the risotto taste and smell like vagina?
A Series of Unfortunate Titles **
Men - Can you tell when a condom has slipped off?
Pepper spray prophylactic
YOWCH!
**Singapore-bound. Besides chewing gum, what need I worry about?
Page 3 girls and child porn
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