** Unfindable cat
New Fish Tank Help
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**Journalism at its finest
Knock knock jokes - with a twist**
**I’m turning 21 today
I’m Getting Old **
you have no clue…
What would you do for $1 million?
We’re having a baby!
Guess we answered that one…
**Good god…I bought a Coach bag.
What would you do for $1 million? **
Do they come with babies in them?
New Posts:
** What would you do for $1…
In which I am an asshole, …
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From New Posts:
First time jury duty, possible one month trial.
When your boss tells you that work is more important than family obligations.
But c’mon, can’t I have time off for jury fixing?
SSG Schwartz
**What would you do for $1 million?
Goodbye to a good cat **
Hmm, I hope this means you sold the cat. :dubious:
In the Pit:
gytalf2000, are you a serial killer waiting to happen?
Um, that is what I told you, ya dumb fuck
Who the fuck invented blinds?
Bridget Burke
**A customer wrote me a thank you card!
What would you do for $1 million? **
Heck, for a million, I’d write some minor dictator a thank you card.
**What natural materials can or can’t enter Australia?
Cultivating Opium Poppies **
**Quirks or phobias that afflict you in frequent ordinary situations
When your boss tells you that work is more important than family obligations. **
Yup.
**In Praise of Alvin Schwartz’s Scary Story Books
Tom Cruise is a Nazi!
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Not enough “Scarys” for that one :eek:
From IMHO:
Women dopers - ideas for putting hair “up”?
Crew cuts
**99 Things Cheney Plans on Doing When He Becomes President Tomorrow (7/21/07)
A Murderously Fun MMP **
Well, get out the birdshot
My wife wants a divorce
We’re having a baby!
**Bush is unconscious–what’s Cheney doin’ in the oval office right now?
Missile Amiss! With Newslink. And a Missile. Did I mention a Missile? **
:eek:
Doing Weird Things in Public
Nashville Dopefest 18 Aug 2007
**Acted like a guy today.
We’re having a baby! **
Cervaise, this is all YOUR fault!
**We’re having a baby! **
I couldn’t resist. 