People who have way too many Sequential Threads

**I Started a Message Board (No, this is not schism from the Dope.)

I’m summoning Cthulu
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“I just flew in from R’lyeh, and boy, are my wings tired! You people are so pwned!!!eleven!!
Where’s the Eldritch Fear smiley?”

MPSIMS
**Some practical advice for cooks
Bacon Salt **

**God doesnt exist
What’s the point of prayer? **

Well, granting the premise… very little.

** Destination Wedding Etiquette

Once the marriage starts, the sex stops? Is this a cruel joke?
**

Etiquette can be cruel…

**Boy Scouting–without the geek stigma?
Getting Caught Having Sex Publicly
**It’s about the Russian camps, right?

**OMG!!! She has Tits!!!

This totally & completely has me freaked out!
**

In GQ:

** I found a bullet! Now what?
Shooting an intruder in the UK**

**What could kill off fictional inland seagulls?

Russian Tortoise
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**The SDMB gets fuxxored. Where do you go?
Tell me about New Zealand **

**What could kill off fictional inland seagulls?

Rabbit, Rabbit!
**

There’s no shortage of unlikely predators, if they’re fictional!

** OMG!!! She has Tits!!!

Select FOUR
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!!!

** Kid Nation? Yeah, Like That’s A Good Idea

That’d make a great video game!
**

**What is the polite way of saying no to Jehovah Witness?

Getting caught having sex in public**

**Best way to lose belly?

Getting Caught Having Sex Publicly **

** Florida Dopers: Who needs a kitty? (Tampa Bay area)

Is my cat insane?
**

My thumb is numb
Free Porn

How do you read ‘pwned?’
Where is the biggest concentration of idiots on the internet?

**Thought for the Day

Why People Have Sex: It Feels Good **

**What words from SDMB do you now use in real life?

Yippee Kyy Yay, Mf’r - SDMB Poker, 3rd Quarter 2007 **

**
What words from SDMB do you now use in real life?
What evil words are yoiu teaching your nephew or niece **