People who have way too many Sequential Threads

** A question for the ladies of the SDMB…
Who should pay for a wedding? **

That’s almost a three-fer, Annie. I was about to post that same thing when I realized that if you ignore the next post, it would read:
**A question for the ladies of the SDMB…
Who should pay for a wedding?
Parents - tell me about head lice **
Durrr. Of course it’s the parents, let’s talk about headlice instead!

Of course it wasn’t bad as a straight-up threefer:
A question for the ladies of the SDMB…
Who should pay for a wedding?
socks or not?

Well, with all that royalty money from the pet books rolling in…

Help me to welcome babygirl
Its a birth NOT a public spectacle!

Make up your mind!

And…

Great NY Sun crossword today
What kind of jerk fills in someone else’s crossword?

**The proper form of greeting between Franciscan friars

Help identifying a fish**

Are they fish friars?
:smiley:
Okay, that was reaching but I was bored.

Maybe this is a little better?

**I eat children

I may be appearing in a reality TV show **

**I pit dating
Catastrophe of Historic Proportion? **

Always seemed like it…

**Terms for testicles

The Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers **

From MPSIMS:
**
Terms for testicles
The Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers
**
ETA: I hate my shitty ISP. That one should have been MINE! :frowning:

I raced to get it posted. I knew it wouldn’t be long before it got put on here. I’m still giggling every time I see it.

Right above this one in MPSIMS:

**Be careful what you buy off eBay
Terms for testicles
The Duggars whelp again **

Next on Jerry Springer!

**SDMB Weight Loss Club, August

I eat children **

Sounds like you’re eating for the wrong reasons. Besides, they’re empty calories.

**If You Were an Actor Whose Career Was on the Skids

If you die, will we know it? **

**Strange hobbies of yours…
Sneezing & sex **

**I talk to myself
Ever heard yourself snore? **

**Strange hobbies of yours…
Sneezing & sex
**
Hmm. I never thought of sneezing as a hobby… and sex isn’t strange (unless you want it to be :))
though there was that antidepressant I heard of, in the 80s, that caused some people to have unanticipated orgasms when yawning or sneezing so maybe they do go together! :smiley:

eta: And I see that Tikki already caught this pairing. Shoulda looked closer at the thread :smack: