So I’m at Target the other night with my girlfriend. She wanted to try on some shirts so she goes into the unisex (this is important later) dressing room to try them on.
A minute later a girl of about 16-18 comes flying out of the dressing room into the store in her underwear yelling “My boobs are falling out of this fucking thing!” After some more ranting and raving I find out she’s trying on bikinis. After every screamig fit she would also realize that everyone was looking at her and ran back into the dressing room in embarrassment.
She runs back and forth a few more times from the dressing room to the store modeling the bikinis for her mother and either her brother or her boyfriend. I’m not sure which is worse. Her brother oogling her in her a very tiny bikini or her boyfriend staring at her breasts right in front of her mother.
My girlfriend comes back at this point and asks me how she looks in her shirt. I tell her she looks great. And she really did! She also asked me to move a little closer to the dressing room for when she comes out with the next shirt.
By now the girl comes out and yells “If I bend over you can see my nipples!” and proceeds to bend over in front of her mother, boyfriend/brother and the whole store. Her mother then starts playing with it to get it to fit right. Again, in the store.
Now, maybe she was in the wrong. But my girlfriend called her an idiot. She said something back and told the Target associate that I was “Too close to the women’s dressing room.” Remember, this is a unisex changing room so if I had slid two feet to the right I would have been in the men’s changing room.
Anyway, my girlfriend finished with her trying on and we left as this girl was still carrying on and screaming at the top of her lungs. And I assume still parading around Target in her underwear.
Oooo, I can’t stand people like that. I don’t think your girlfriend was in the wrong, btw. I probably would have responded in kind to the screeching little harpy.
But I might have taken it a step further and said, “Get back in the dressing room - your gross body is making me sick.”
I think she would have deserved it for ruining everyone else’s shopping experience the way she did.
If there’s still a 16-year old in America who’s willing to say that in public, then by God, we can be sure that every last vestige or common decency and/or peer pressure is frickin’ gone, man.
