Here’s a movie my friends made. Now at least I got it on a web server and I can share it. The size is about 100 megabytes, format is DivX 4… its length is about 20 minutes and it was made on 2nd of June 2000.
I’m exaggerating, it took 10 minutes. I’ll recap, for those on dial-up:
Justin Timberlake is in the woods. He’s using a hoe or maw to dig up the weeds at the ponds edge. This is hard. Justin needs a rest. He lies down. Then he realizes his boots are filled with 20 gallons of water. He empties them and walks to the road, moving some logs on his way. Johnny Lang is there to greet him. Johnny Lang is in a ill-fitting jacket and chain smokes. Johnny Lang gives Justin his tax return, or something. Justin is angry and throws his hoe or maw into the woods. Johnny Lang gets in his car to drive away, but first takes off his air freshener and kisses it before throwing it out the window. Justin picks it up and kisses it as well. Justin tries to leave but his car is broken down. This is catastrophic and leads Justin to wail and gnash his teeth.
Later we find Justin arriving to his apartment, still upset about the broke-down car. He also realizes he has not finished his “to-do” list on the refridgerator, so he picks up a knife to slit his wrist. But wait! David Byrne shows up to save the day! He says to Justin “You may ask yourself, why are you in this apartment, and why do you have on a flannel shirt?” Justin bawls. David takes his toaster, and Justin falls apart. Justin returns to the woods to find the guitar player from Good Charlotte getting shit-housed in a shack that’s on it’s last leg. That guys passes out, so Justin has some of his alcohol. Justin passes out. The end.
W.T.F.