It’s a food and a sexual aid!
All this talk of cheese, spam and masturbation makes me…I don’t know-- something, but it ain’t hungry.
Philly Police warn public of perv on the loose…
Geez, I was only in Philly for a few days. And that was almost two years ago, so they can call off their alert now.
Apologies for the copyright violation. I was unaware of the rules. I’ve tried deleting the thread or editing my OP, but I can’t figure out how to do either from my phone as I’m presently away from my computer. Would it be possible for a mod to do either? I don’t anticipate being back in front of my computer for a while.
a frotteur reeking of fromage freaks for funky fetish…
not funny in theleast thought, years ago a florida neighbor was accosted by a naked man coated in mayo who hid in her closet, can’t make that shit up
You only have a 5 minute window to edit. The point of reporting was so a mod can cut back on the quote.
It’s best to link to an article and only quote a few lines/ very short paragraph at most.
I’ve removed the cut and paste.
Los Anconfused, as you’re starting to gather, we don’t want long blocks of text picked up without attribution from elsewhere. A link suffices – though we ask that you add some commentary of your own, and not just a bare link.
twickster, longtime Philly resident and MPSIMS moderator
Thanks. I honestly wasn’t trying to skirt the rules here. I was just unaware of them. Now I know, and knowing is half the battle.
Single male, 45, seeks unattached female to masturbate me with a piece of Swiss cheese.
No weirdos please.
Regards,
Shodan
Now THAT’S improv!
Well, you know what they say: “Cheddar late than never.”
Do you think he melts the cheese first? And would grated cheese work better than a slice? Then again, Swiss has holes in it already.
Is this a dog whistle?
He’d better not try that around here. We’ll just tell him, “Keep driving, cheesedick.”
And wouldn’t fromunda cheese be the more natural choice?
Any form of spam or malware is still vastly preferable to the Daily Mail.
Here are the same facts (albeit less of them) in…
Philadelphia Magazine: Philadelphia Police Looking for Swiss Cheese Pervert in Mayfair
and…
NBC: Police Search for Alleged ‘Swiss Cheese Pervert’ – NBC10 Philadelphia
Perhaps one of those sources will make you feel more high brow while reading.
It’s not just on the SDMB that wholesale copying-and-pasting of copyrighted articles is against the rules; that’s the rule everywhere on the internet (and actually off the internet as well). Other sites might tolerate it but it’s still a copyright violation.
I’m not complaining, but just mentioning it since it is an amusing word: that link throws up a dismissible error, saying: NativeBundleNoOpImpl
As opaque as any Windows Error message.
New sex act - the Philadelphia Cheesesteak:
A handjob with a slice of cheese wrapped around the tubesteak.
From the OP’s link:
With a name like that, no wonder she sussed out the pervert before anyone else. 