Philly Police warn public of perv on the loose...

Frottage avec fromage?

How did they catch him, staking out cheese shops?

Description of the suspect:

Approximately 6’5"; British accent; brown blazer, brown turtleneck, tan trousers, hush-puppies. Seems to be a fan of Walpole, but definitely not of that bloody bouzouki!

That’s hot.

Regards,
Shodan

He’ll never get a tomato topping.

All things considered, he’d cheddar be in Philadelphia.

What I want to know is, what happened to the cheese?

The cheese? Oh, the cheese is fucked.

Cream cheese

I’m sure it’s already been said in this thread, but it fits well here

Guys like this really grate on me.