I’m incapable of saying that without following it up with “Bumpuses!” It’s almost like its own secondary curse.
I’ll second the Boston accent for any “ar” or “au” combination. Pahk. Cah. Sowace. Owasome.
It is also physically impossible to refer to the Chicago Bears any other way but “Daaa Bears.”
The Mr. Burns “Eeeeeexcellent.”
The Jim Carey “AAaaaaallllrighty, then.”
The Monty Python “Stop it! Stop that! It’s silly. Very silly indeed.”
The Bud Light “Wazzaaaaaaap.” (And similarily, if dining on sushi, “Wasaaaaaaaaabi.”)
anyrose
February 14, 2006, 2:17am
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“Where’s the beef?”
“Wakka wakka”
“I do my own witing” “I didn’t know you wote” “No, not witing. Witing!”
The Wife adds:
Inconceivable!
(while on the same movie)
Madonna…is a ho…she traumatized my goat!
Hewwo. I’m Bahbwa Wahwtus.
M-M-M-Monster truck racing ng ng! SEE the nitro funny cars cars cars burning fuel at 500 miles an hour hour hour! SEE Truckasaurus shoot flames 50 feet into the air air air!
saoirse
February 14, 2006, 6:11am
66
I grew up saying “wicked.” It was one of my favorite expressions. Nowadays, I can’t say it without finishing the sentence in a Boston accent.
ftg
February 14, 2006, 12:47pm
67
A family-wide one:
[drawl]People in Hell want ice water.[/drawl]
From the BBC series “Coupling”:
“Apparently” (Accent on the last syllable.)
Help me! Help meeeeeeeeee!
Has to be done in a weird high-pitched voice a la David/Al Hedisdon in The Fly .
It’s imPOSSSible…to put a CADILLAC in your NOOOSE…it’s just imPOSSSible…right…now. Eng-lish - lang-uage. … I … FOR-GOT.
“Screw you guys, I’m going home.”
Zeldar
February 14, 2006, 4:14pm
71
R-o-o-o-s-s-e-b-u-u-u-d-d-d. (thunk)
“beellions and beellions…”
“miiiiihlk duuuuuuhds!” We now use it to just say “miiiiiihlk”
“nnnnnndid I do thaaaat?”
[Grover]Near…(runs away)… Far!..(runs back)Near…(etc)[/Grover]
[?]Telephone…brrring!..yup yup yup![/?]
[Dracula]Good eeeeev’ning! I vant to suck your blahud[/Dracula]
[Peter Lorre]You despise me, don’t you Reeeck?[/Peter Lorre]
[Bullwinkle]Watch me pull a rabbit outta my hat[/Bullwinkle]
Zeldar
February 14, 2006, 5:05pm
74
[Bullwinkle] H-o-o-o-o-o-l-l-l-l-l-e-e-e-e-w-o-o-o-o-d [/Bullwinkle]
Better:theyyyy make!”
“I do not drink …wine.”
(Or, if you’re a George Hamilton Fan:
“Children of the Night! Shut up!”
and “I do not smoke… shit.”
)
Although gibberish, this phrase cannot be said in a normal voice:
Gunta Gleebin Gloutin Globin
I also find that the word “Antipasto” is well suited to be spoken with a bit of Boris Karloff in your voice.
I thought I was the only one who did that. At least I know someone out there would get it if I said it.
Also from Addam’s Family pinball: “SHOWTIME!!!”
Kalhoun
February 14, 2006, 5:37pm
78
I like to kiddingly tell people to “go to hell”. But I do it with a thick Eastern European accent. “Joo go to Hell (like the “h” in “Hanukah.”).”
[Ralphy]It…It was…SOAP!![/Ralphy]
And, I don’t thing anyone yet has done:
[Sing-song voice]You’ll shoot your eye out! You’ll shoot your eye out![/sing-song voice]
Tikki:
A few weeks ago I was channel surfing and came upon a documentary about a very obese woman who had had surgery to help her lose weight. The incision had become infected and had to be debrided every day. It looked like an open smiling mouth. Upon seeing it, I immediately said, “Helloooooo!” in a deep, jolly voice ala Jerry Seinfeld in the episode where he pretended his girlfriend’s belly button was doing that.
Then I felt guilty for making light of this woman’s situation.
Don’t, us fatties develop a sense of humor about it. After my gastric bypass one of my stitches busted open. It looked like a mouth, so I made it talk in an Elmo voice (and vomit pus). My partner told me never to do that again or she’d pop open all my stitches.
