…without getting your face slapped.
My personal favorite (and I forget where I heard it):
Baby, you look so good I’d bang you in front of my wife’s attorney.
Anyone else have a few of these?
“Hello, I’m Brad Pitt.”
I imagine it worked quite well for him.
The old classic: “Are your legs tired? 'Cause you’ve been running through my mind all night long.”
Fuck me if I’m wrong, but you’d like to kiss me wouldn’t you.
I seem to recall that, before his untimely death, it was said that John Kennedy Jr.'s best pickup line was “Hello”.
From a horrible straight-to-video movie called “Shark Attack III: Megaladon”. “Blah blah blah… how 'bout I take you back to your place and eat your pussy?”
DAMN! I wish that one worked. Hey, maybe it does. I’ve never used it though.
I used one once that somewhat worked. Well I didn’t get slapped and she actually talked to me. If you’ve ever seen the movie My Blue Heaven you’ve heard it.
I walked up to a woman in the grocery store while she was in the frozen food section and said “You shouldn’t be here, you could melt all this stuff.” She laughed about it, we talked for a bit then she told me she lived with some guy. Oh well, was fun to do anyway.
“Baby, I’d lick you until my tongue was drier than Osama’s flip-flop.”
–IDB
Do you like chips?
…because I’m Frito-Lay.
“I’d say something impressive, but that’s not my style. What my style is is to tell you that you are incredbly attractive to me and I would be quite happy if I could at least talk to you for a bit. I promise you won’t be bored. Care for a drink?”
Oh, you want crude…
“Hey baby, you must be the American Embassy. I could explode inside you!”
Who used the line, the shark?
“That’s a lot of man you’re carrying in those boots, stranger.”
(–John Carradine to Sterling Hayden in “Johnny Guitar”)