NO FAIL Pick up lines

got any?

That shirt looks good on you. But it would look better on my floor!

Do you have a map? I’m lost in your eyes.

So, do you go to MPSIMS often?

“Hi, I’m Richard Feynmann. Would you like to have sex with me?”

(Note: This line will only work if you are, in fact, Richard Feynmann.)

Go here. :smiley:

Last I checked, pickup lines aren’t much of a factual matter. Since you’re asking people for what they think are good lines, this fits well in the “In My Humble Opinion” forum… I’ll move it there for you.

“ACHOO!!.. hey, baby.”

“Hi. Insert the obligatory pick-up line here.”

“Is that a sauna in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”

“Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I can see myself in your pants.”

Pipeliner- I love that one

How about:

Hi! My name is ::___::. WANNA FUCK?

Do you believe in the hereafter? Then you know what I’m here after…
Actually no pickup “line” has worked on me since I was about 18. I think “wanna fuck” worked once, but I was 18, after all.

Sure. WOrks for me. ‘Got Email?’

[ul]
[li]Get your coat love, you’ve pulled.[/li][li]Those jeans look very becoming on you. But then, if I was on you, I’d be-coming too.[/li][li]Should I call you in the morning or just nudge you?[/li][li]The name’s Matt. Get used to it, you’ll be screaming it later.[/li][li]This is my ceiling. You’ll be seeing a lot of it.[/li][li]Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?[/li]Was your father a thief? Because he stole the stars from the skies and put them in your eyes (said cheesily).[/ul]

The one that always cracks me up but amazingly never works is …

“You don’t sweat much for a fat chick.”

Said to the less attractive person in a pair:

“Would you like to dance? Yes? Then f— off, I want to talk to your mate.”

Far be it from me to quote Pauly Shore’s “masterpiece” performance in Biodome, but:

“Are your legs tired? 'Cause you’ve been running through my mind all day.”

Dijon, those are awful :wink:
I think the best one I found was:
"That’s a nice ass- you selling timeshares? "

Hi, I’m Jet Li and I want to shower you with gifts and eventually marry you.

This one my friend made up:
Nice Shoes! Wanna Fuck?
(never tested)

Wow! Your friend made that up?

He must be famous, because I’ve heard a trillion times.

A d.j. I used to listen to swore that a can’t miss pick-up line is “Are you a model?”

I could actually see this working. But I’ll never find out, I suppose.

The old standard…

he: wanna dance?
she: (snottily) i dont THINK so
he: guess a blow jobs outta the question?