This is the one that worked on Lola…
“Hi, I have a twelve inch Johnson.”
And she doesn’t even understand Imperial measures…LOL
Actually, this one worked for me a few times.
Wander up to a beautiful woman and say…
“The voices in my head told me to come talk to you…”
This one hasn’t been tested but its a sure winner.
Life’s short,wanna Fuck?
You could just go up to the girl and say:
Do i make you horny baby,Lets go in the back and shag baby.I haven’t shagged in 30 years,gotta see if it works or not.
Hey it worked for Austin Powers.You can replace the 30 years with your own age.She might even think its cute,but she’ll probably call the cops so be prepared for that.
‘you’re the spitting image of my dead girlfriend’
sorry
True story: I dreamed this about 2 weeks ago. A beautiful woman walks up to me and says, "What’s your name and where are we going to spend our honeymoon?
I saw a guy pull this off at an airport bar: (sincerly)
Hi my name is (John) , may I flirt with you?
Or is it ‘dreamt’?
just go up to him and say.
“Hi,
can i borrow your cell phone?My mother asked me to call her immediatly when i find the guy of my dreams.”
Hey girl…You’re so HOT that i’d marry your brother just to get into your family.
This one I came up with for musicians.
“Hey, baby. Can I rock your chromatic scale?”
Incidentally, I’m a percussionist. And how long are your drumsticks?
andygirl
I just hear this one yesterday. No it didn’t work, but it was good for a chuckle.
“Nice legs, what time do they open?”
I like the Schrödinger’s cat cat line, but it begs the question:
“Would you feel like a particle in my box?”
(too obscure?)
I seriously doubt any of these would work on me…
But I have to add the worst line I’ve EVER heard of (thankfully, I didn’t get it). A male acquaintance of mine actually used it and said it worked:
“Yo, you’ll do.”
shudders
But that Shakespeare would work on me anytime…
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off??
Wanna go back to my place for pizza and a fuck?
::slap::
What? You don’t like pizza?
Let’s play army. I’ll lay down and you blow the hell out of me.
I’ve heard the “Is there a mirror in your back pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants,” line. Didn’t work.
My favorite probably works better for a woman than a man, but it is: “I’ll bet you one dollar [brandish dollar] that I can kiss you without touching you.” Kiss him, and tuck the dollar into the shirt pocket and say “oops. Guess I lose.”
ok, this is bad, I mean really really bad, but I am in college, so what the hell
is that a keg in your back pocket, cuz I sure as hell would like to tap that ass!
I told you it was bad.
This is one of my own tested ones:
If any girl ever asks me:
“Do you have the time?”
I always promptly reply:
“Yeah!do you have the place?”
It never misses.
“…You with all those wonderful curves, and me with absolutely no brakes…”
“You know, they say the body is mostly just water, and I’m feeling kind of thirsty right now…”
“Your lips look kind of wrinkled, mind if I press them?”
(incidentally, I’ve seen these on the subway)
A girl picked me up with one of them once.
With the line she used just above where I was sitting.
Am I a sucker or what? Three weeks of nothing but sex.
Let me guess. It was the curves line
I find self-depricating (sp?) humor helps.
Come on baby, beauty is only a light switch away.