That’s what I meant.
Obviously, I need an undersecretary of Humor and Paranoia.
Ooh! Ooh! Can I be your head of Paranoia?
Of course! A night out with a cute Mountie / hockey player of your choice is mandatory for new immigrants.
Of course not. Tim Horton’s is delicious Canadian goodness that needs to be shared with the rest of the world. It’s our gift to the globe.
See above re: Mounties. Metric is in and MOOSE is out, as I would have no idea how to even use it.
WhyNot, should we have a diplomatic summit soon?
Ah, pish-posh, p’tosh, and p’shaw, my dear. In my best Angela Lansbury impression, Nothing’s gonna harm you, not while I’m around….
In fact, as a gesture of good will, I will give you my most trusted bodyguard, Fetchund. Fetchund my dear, take excellent care of her- in fact, if you excel at taking care of her, there just might be a governorship for life of Montana in it for you should, Og forbid, I ever become President and Autocrat of the Americas (except for the part along the Canadian border of course, which will be well armed and under my direct control until Ginger is installed as puppet Goddess Empress).
(Whispered aside to my trusted advisors: lesbians like Montana don’t they? Lots of dogs and pickup trucks and rifles and all… hmm… it occurs, I like dogs and pickup trucks and rifles… I wonder what else lesbians like that I might… a moment while I log onto a web site or too… nope, it ends at pickup trucks and rifles and dogs- I’ll have to make some state visits to Fetchund though once she proves she can take care of WhyNot.)
Hey!
Does this mean that there will be a smack-down Battle of the Goddesses?
Will it be on pay-per-view?
Ok,
If **Skip Magic ** were president, he could just ban terrorists.
If Lobstermobster were president, she could illustrate her soultions to problems.
If Kimera were president, she would make cosplay a law.
If Hal Briston were president, we would have farm aid reform.
If Eve were president, the state of the union addresses would be much more interesting.
So I’ll go with Eve.
Pissing off us nerds is a bad idea. We control all the technology.
looks around nervously Why? What have you heard?
Sampiro, that sounds lovely, dahling. (Quick someone get me **Askia **on the line…)
sturmhauke, did I mention that if I’m elected, Mountain Dew will replace water in all the public fountains?
Hey, you heard her, folks!
So, **WhyNot, ** how you doin’?
Well, I went to Montana in my pickup to GET my dog, but no rifles were involved. (She was pretty little - a leash was sufficient.) Sampiro, you don’t know what you are missing out on. But, far be it from me to instruct you!
Yeah but I freely acknowledge I’m a nerd, so no vote for you!
Socks?
I am alarmed at the turn this political campaign is taking…the veiled threats hinting at a potential assassination of WhyNot, the assassination attempt disguised as seduction, all arranged by a power-hungry VP. Too much violence in US American life. So I’ve got the perfect solution – let’s elect a Canadian for POTUS! I suspect that Canadians, for the most part, confine their violent tendencies to the hockey rink. Therefore, I nominate Kythereia for POTUS!
And maybe Sunspace for veep – think what he’ll do for the solar power industry.
(Kythereia, you are providing me with both a Mountie and a hockey player for suggesting this, right? A hockey player with teeth, if it’s not too much trouble.)
Did anyone else notice how lobstermobster’s flag shows only six states?
Is this worrying to anyone else?
Also, I’ve heard she’s in the Family.
I’d like to nominate diggleblop. A step up from the current administration.
Personally, I think WhyNot and Sarahfeena would make awesome co-presidents.
Dear Sampiro,
Note that WhyNot has not returned to this thread. I, um… err… trust that she has been kept very well and may not be visiting again. Soon, I mean.
Montana is awfully beautiful, I’m thinking. We still on?
Wait - the election hasn’t been held yet? Oh… shoot. Uh - I’ll just be busy over here in Minnesota. Maybe untying some people… things.
They’re not states. They’re continents.
Hey cool, eh?
Aww… blush
:: crackies fingers together, rolls up sleeves ::
I’m afraid rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated. 