Come on, VP! First on the agenda (after providing Tapiotar with the hot Mountie and cute hockey player): beer is now free of charge for everyone on hockey nights!
Solar-powered breweries! Yeah!
I’m worried how the flag is sinister-hoist AND sinister-canton, in violation of good vexillology practice.
I’ll go with elucidator. I just like the way that dude thinks. And he’s funny.
Miller for Veep.
Vote for me and I will give you something that you did not know how much you wanted it until it was within grasp-
a return of the Golden Age of Piracy! Privateers licenses to anybody with a million bucks burning a hole in your pocket, half the proceeds to the [del]crown[/del] presidency! Think of what this will do for flea markets and e-Bay. Plasma TVs for $12, Nikes for a dollar, and once again plumed tricorns bespeak edgy but manly fashion. It’s win-win all around except for where the other country’s ships are concerned, and when have we ever greatly cared what other country’s think?
Righteous. WhyNot for POTATO! (President Of The All-Terra Oligarchy)
Sunspace may be a nice guy and all, but his position on making Esperanto the official language is worrying…
The official second language. Everyone can keep their first languages.
I nominate FairyChatMom and hope she’ll pick swampbear as her running mate
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That’s actually a damned good idea; can it be imposed worldwide?
Groovy.
I’ll just get the fleet of (solar-powered!) mind-[del]control[/del]extension satellites ready. Don’t worry about the tinfoil hats. They actually amplify the frequencies I’m using.
I wish to state that I would like to include Puppies and kittens in my campaign platform.
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And precisely why would I want to work with that beer-swilling old geezer?? Nah, I don’t wanna be prez. But if the masses want to worship me as goddess and queen, who am I to argue??
If this doesn’t win me considerable popular support I don’t know what will:
If elected, I will impose an Asshole Tax. People found guilty of being an asshole, in public or in private, will be accordingly fined (into penury in certain cases) and the money used to fund education.
Hmm. I may re-tally the votes tomorrow!
Is that a bandoleer around your chest or are you going for the hall monitor/crossing guard vote?
Ah, wait.
IN your platform? Like, as something to stand on?
Nope, I’m sticking with Sampiro. He pays me well to do fun things! (You will be paying, right boss? I’ve got a few bills piling up…)
How about I vote for Sunspace but reserve my worshipping for FCM?
Hey lobs, dat a nine on yo lef?
I heartily endorse lobstermobster for POTUS. She just seems so… prepared for anything.
Oh yeah? What’s this pot of boiling water **Fetchund **just brought in? And here’s a quart of drawn butter! :eek:
