Would you rather be drowned in mayo or be killed by being stoned with pickles? I would think mayo b/c it’d be over faster…
Could you actually kill a person by chucking pickles at 'em? If it were possible, that’s the way I’d like to go. A gherkin to the temple and it’s lights out.
My friends an I played a game like this in college. So how would you like to go-- dissolved in a vat of acid, feet first, or eating ground glass?
Are you smoking pickle peels?
Even the smell of pickles will almost do me in. On the other hand I love mayo.
I suppose a vat of pickle flavored mayo would be the worst way to go…
If we are talking about preferences of a way to die I vote for being smothered by Kate Hudson while in a compromising position.
Whichever one is the least embarassing. Probably the mayo.
Well, I doubt that I could drown in mayo. I love that stuff so much I could eat my way out of it.
And would last a looooooong time with the pickles.
I dunno. Maybe Claussens are crisp enough to bruise.
Maybe if you hit me in the head with a jar of relish. A compromise.
I thought you guys would relish the opportunity to answer such a question…
Then again, I wonder if i changed this to miracle whip whether or not anyone’s opinion would change… I’m not quite sure.
I guess I’m in a bit of a jam…