Pickles or mayo?

Would you rather be drowned in mayo or be killed by being stoned with pickles? I would think mayo b/c it’d be over faster…

Could you actually kill a person by chucking pickles at 'em? If it were possible, that’s the way I’d like to go. A gherkin to the temple and it’s lights out.

My friends an I played a game like this in college. So how would you like to go-- dissolved in a vat of acid, feet first, or eating ground glass?

Are you smoking pickle peels?

Even the smell of pickles will almost do me in. On the other hand I love mayo.

I suppose a vat of pickle flavored mayo would be the worst way to go…

If we are talking about preferences of a way to die I vote for being smothered by Kate Hudson while in a compromising position.

Whichever one is the least embarassing. Probably the mayo.

Well, I doubt that I could drown in mayo. I love that stuff so much I could eat my way out of it.

And would last a looooooong time with the pickles.

I dunno. Maybe Claussens are crisp enough to bruise.

Maybe if you hit me in the head with a jar of relish. A compromise.

I thought you guys would relish the opportunity to answer such a question…

Then again, I wonder if i changed this to miracle whip whether or not anyone’s opinion would change… I’m not quite sure.
I guess I’m in a bit of a jam…