Pictures of My Kids (only, no pictures)

While I was cleaning up for the family to come over for Easter (pretend this is being posted last week) I did a little sweeping and a little dusting. Some of the dusting (but by no means most of the dusting) was in the family room where we have a ledge or shelf running around the room where that part of the house is sunk down into the ground and halfway up the wall it’s foundation, and then it goes to a regular wall, and where the two meet, there’s a shelf or ledge that runs around the room. Got it? Good. On this shelf (or ledge) we proudly display pictures of our lovely progeny. Also, the cat walks around on the ledge to get from the kitchen to the couch. Does she walk across the kitchen, down the steps, across the family room and then up onto the couch? No way! Dogs do it that way, so the cat has to be different. (Incidentally, she hardly ever knocks anything down.) But about those pictures-

There’s a couple pictures that really capture the kids. Not like “in a cage or snare” because I think there are rules against that. It captures their essence in an artistic way. (I took two semesters of photography in college, so I got the whole “artistic picture taking” stuff down. I could take pictures of naked people and it wouldn’t be smut, it’d be Art. Smutty Art, but still…)

The picture of Soupo was when he was about two. I’d say he was very two-ish in the picture. It’s a nice picture, it’s all sepia-y. We shot a roll of black and white film and then had the pictures printed on color photo paper (at Target) because getting them printed on black and white paper costs more and takes, like, two weeks to get back. When you shoot black and white film and get it printed on color paper, you get a nice sepia-y print out of the deal. (This is how they did it in the olden days. Only it took more than an hour to get your whole roll done.) Soupo and this girl (who is the daughter of friends of ours, he wasn’t picking up chicks at two) (he was picking up chicks at two anna half) are sitting on a park bench (duh, it’s a bench at the park- the very definition of “park bench”) and he’s letting her have a drink of his Icee. If you knew Soupo back then, you’d know what a big deal it was he was sharing his Icee. It was even a cherry (red) Icee, but you can’t see that from the photo. You just have to know that part. Soupo and the little girl (she’s about six months younger than ol’ Soup) are sitting on the bench and he’s holding the Icee over so she can have a drink. It’s a cute picture.

The picture of Katcha was also when he was about two. But it’s just a regular color picture, not all sepia-y. And there’s no food anywhere near him. He’s sitting in his highchair with his bib on, but there’s no food. He’s already eaten it. It’s really just a white piece of paper and we tell people it’s Katcha eating food. “But where’s the food?” people ask. “He’s already eaten it,” we answer. “So where’s Katcha?” they ask because some people can’t see anything coming. “Well, he already ate the food,” we say, “so he left too. You don’t think he’s hanging around where there’s no food, do you?” And then we laugh and laugh.

Ha ha! Actually everything from “It’s really just a white piece of paper” is a big fat lie. But it was funny (to me) so I threw it in at no extra cost to you.

Katcha’s sitting in his highchair with his bib on and you can tell he’s just eaten because his face… he was never a dainty eater. His hair is either sweat-soaked and plastered to his head or just flying away at random odd angles and he’s just laughing. Just a grubby little kid desperately in need of a bath, but his tummy is full, so the world is his oyster. It’s a good picture of him.

The third picture is one of Soupo again. (He was the first kid, so naturally we took more pictures of him. It’s just the way things go.) He was about nine or ten months old and we (he and I) were playing his favorite game, Burrito Boy. It was a great game before he could walk. I’d take him and lay him in the middle of this big blanket. Then I’d wrap him all up and leave him. He’d crawl and grunt and haul himself out, and then he’d laugh. So I’d stick him back in the blanket and he’d do it all again. He was good for five or six bundlings before he got tired and it wasn’t fun anymore. The last picture is him pulling himself out of the blanket. He has his face all screwed up with effort. He looks like Popeye. That’s why the picture is so good, my boy looked like Popeye with his mouth twisted to the side and one eye closed.

He looked like Popeye, only without the pipe, because nine month old babies shouldn’t smoke.
-Rue.

AWWWWWWWW… descriptions of cute kiddie pics. So much better than just linking to the photos and sayin’ look at ‘em! This way we get to use our imagination while picturing Soupo and Katcha. If I were you Rue (are you still a zombie btw?) I’d scrounge up another picture of Katcha just to balance out things. Remember, he will, one day, have a say in choosing your nursing home. Just thinkin’ it’d be better to balance things out is all I’m sayin’.

I don’t have a whole lot to say this morning. ACBG and I did a bunch of work in each other’s yards Saturday but I posted all about that and the success of my cheese straws and changing all the clocks in the old MMP so I’m guessin’ that got read about already. I did clean the bathrooms last night so there’s that I can post as a brand new thing. I have clean, sanitary, spiffy bathrooms. I dusted, scoured, mopped and even washed the rugs and the shower curtains. I only have shower curtains in the guest bathroom. My bathroom has a glass shower. I guess that’s what you call a shower that has glass on three sides of it. The shower has six sides to it, making it a sextagon. <snerk>

Oh good! I got a <snerk> in my first post! This week’s startin’ off right.

Aww, Rue, kiddie pix!! Your descriptions were, as usual, more-than-adequate.

But swampy! Changing the clocks?? That’s SO twentieth-century! I’ve got all these fancy-schmancy self-changing clocks around here. No clock-changing in the Gntly household! Of course, this eliminates that good ol’ excuse for missing work or church or other serious appointments on the Sunday After…

We’ve pretty much completely made that switch as well.

Trouble is, there are always one or two clocks that don’t self-change that you forget about. Like the one in the car. The one that had me pounding on the door of Party City yesterday, yelling “it’s only 4:45! You’re open for another 45 minutes! Open the damn door!”, when they had actually closed 15 minutes earlier. <d’oh!>

Hmmm…quite possibly my first MMP ever.

Hey, look - I’m here early! I’m not at work. I shan’t get all TMI-y as to why, but suffice it to say, I was unwell most of the night and hardly slept. I just now finished a couple of pieces of toast - we shall see if they trigger further unwellness, but so far, I’m good.

We’ve got a picture of our baby when we were living aboard the boat, so she was under a year, but old enough to be sitting upright without help. Plus she’s just wearing a diaper, so it must have been warm - I’m guessing the summer before she turned 1 (in September) Anyway, she’s in one of those baby chairs that hangs on a table, and it’s hanging on the galley table. We’d just fed her spaghetti. It’s EVERYWHERE!!! - on the table, in her hair, on her tummy, on the bulkhead, on her arms and hands. That kid liked her sketties! She still does, but her table manners have improved in the last almost-19 years.

My sweetie is on his way home from FL - he’s probably crossing into GA about now. I’ve missed having him around this past weekend, but I’m glad he wasn’t here last night - that would have meant 2 of us didn’t get any sleep.

It’s wonderful to be in the MMP on MM for a change. Yay!

Welcome to the MMP Hal Briston! All the really hep, jake, cool kids hang out here.

DirkGntly I have some self-changing clocks but I also got some non-self changing clocks. Like my alarm clock. And the mantle clock which actually sits on top of my entertainment center since I don’t have a mantle. It chimes like Big Ben. I also have my chirpin’ bird clock on the back porch which has to be changed. So, I got some of both kinds of clocks in my house. I’m all eclectic like that. Did y’all know there’s a town in Alabama named Eclectic?

'Cept my fancy-schmancy self-changing atomic alarm clock didn’t do it’s job yesterday, and I missed church again this week.

Welcome, hal! We don’t stand on ceremony around here. Just c’mon in and feel free to hijack.

I have two pics of the Anachi chillins in my living room. One is a glamor shot of The Princess[sup]TM[/sup] and one is of Lil Lestat[sup]TM[/sup] in his Junior ROTC uniform. (He only did that for about two years but then Testosterone Poisoning set in.) But they are nice pictures. I have other pics of them when they were little but they aren’t on display. One of LL just breaks my heart. He’s looking up at me with the most angelic trusting expression. I wonder when that little one left and the butthead know-it-all took his place. :frowning:

Mr. Anachi started painting the living room on Saturday. We had picked out a luscious sunny peachy color. But that’s not what came out of the can. It’s PINK, Ogdammit! Now what do I do? Can I take the PINK PAINT back to Home Depot and get them to fix it? Arrrgggghhhh! Who would want a Pink Living Room, I ask ya? :mad:

Tupug (Pink is for capri pant, right?)

Awwwwwww! Nothin’ like cute kids to brighten up a Monday morning! I was a Cute Kid[sup]TM[/sup], so I have lots of cute kid pictures. I’ll scan some of them in so you can all see just how cute I was.

I remembered to “spring forward” last night. I’m not technologically advanced like Hal, so I had to set all my clocks myself. Springing forward is easier than falling back.

FCM, I hope you feel better!

Clocks that change themselves? Will wonders never cease! Where can you get these magical, near-sentient timepieces? They aren’t haunted or otherwise possesed, are they? I’m thinking that they’d be good things to have. Not that I need to get up early Sunday or anything - that’s the only morning my girlfriend and I can stay in bed together (I work Monday through Fridays, she works Saturday days.) But just one more way to get me moving into the lazy phase of my life.

My grandmother (we call her Nana, although that’s not her real name. That’s just I’ve called her since I first met her) has one of those ledgey things. Or at least she did, before moving out of her house and into an aprtment. Now my cousin lives in her house. Anyway, my Nana had a bunch of pictures just like that, only instead of just two kids she had pictures of four kids, nine grandkids (and their spouses, except mine), and three great-grandkids. She had two of me, one my high school graduation (from 1981) and one of me getting out of boot camp (from 1983). I told her for years that if she wanted a newer picture of me, I’d get her one. But she prefered the way I looked back then, I guess. I think she finally moved just sos I’d stop bugging her about my picture.

And are we supposed to finish reading last week’s MMP before we start posting to the new one? Because chances are, on any given Monday, I stopped reading last week’s MMP at 5 pm the Friday before. So I miss the weekend updates.

I’ve got lots of pix at home (only a few kids tho, ‘cause I don’t have any so the pix are of friends’ kids, but every fridge needs pix of friends’ kids) and a few at work. I didn’t have anything decorating my cube for a while so I finally got 2 plants and 4 pix: 1 of TaxiDriver and me so people will know that he’s real and not just a made-up BF, 1 of my kitties, 1 of my family and me, and 1 of TaxiDriver in front of his new house. No cute kiddies at work. Everyone else here has plenty of those.

Swampy, I must have gotten cleaning vibes from you this weekend. I normally hate cleaning the bathroom but I suddenly got inspired and scrubbed the whole bathroom. The bathtub hasn’t been that clean since I moved in 2 1/2 years ago! Actually, it wasn’t even that clean when I moved in. <shudder> And I washed my windows. There’s a noticeable difference in the view out the windows due to lack of grime on them now. Boy, I had an exciting weekend.

On the cute kid side - the wallpaper on my work computer is a picture of my two nephews sitting on a wall next to a “T” sign (Boston transit). This picture works well on multiple levels - it reminds me of how adorable my nephews are and it reminds me of Boston, which I love.

As for daylight savings time - AAAAAAAAAAGHHHH. I changed my clocks, but somehow the screwiness screwed up my code. Darn, stupid…So I came in this morning, and have to do some quick fixes. Nothing major - I was in early any way to check work before I went to training. As you can tell, though, from the fact that I am typing here, I am not in training. Instructor didn’t show.

Susan

Well, I wouldn’t say I’ve been missing it, Bob
(Ha! And you’re “Bob” too! It works on both levels!)

Thank all that’s good and holey (I know) you’re OK, Swampy! I had a dream about you last night. (Not that one, another dream about you.) There was this spy, and this other spy who was pretending his legs didn’t work so he had to scoot along on his butt after the first spy. But both spies were after you [v]Swampy**! You had spies after you! The Professor (from Gilligan’s Island only with a while goatee- not a van Dyke, a goatee), Velma (from Scooby Doo) and I (who am not a zombie anymore) had to break into your apartment. (I know, you live in a house, but it was a dream. Deal.) There was a roast in the oven and the bathtub was full and the dinning room table was set (it was a big apartment) (the apartment was also on Swampy Street) but there was NO SWAMPY!

We finally found you asleep on the couch and we (you, me, the Profressor and Velma) called the FBI on the two spies and they got caught. So it all worked out in the end even though I was worried there for a while that the spies caught you and killed you!

And a tip: When you change your clocks, you’re also supposed to change the battery in your smoke detector. Do that, because it keeps you safe. But when you change the battery in your smoke detector, wear ear protection. When the smoke detector detects smoke it makes a lot of noise. So much noise you go from “sound asleep” mode to “GREAT GOOGLEY-MOOGELIES! THERE’S A FIRE!” mode. And some smoke detectors, when you put in a new battery, go BEEEEEP!!! really loud. And when you’re changing a smoke detectors battery, you’re actual head, where you keep your actual ears, is right by the really loud alarm. So you should wear ear protectors when you change the battery in your smoke detector.
-Rue. (tippy)

I hate hate hate daylight savings time grumble grumble. I grew up in Indiana where there wasn’t such a thing. We didn’t change the batteries in the smoke detectors because our smoke detectors are wired to our security system. Makes me very careful when I’m frying stuff. That alarm is loud.

FairyChatMom, I hope you feel better soon!

Rather than the mantle/ledge, I have the Cute Kid Wall. This is where I display pictures of Mr. Ruby as a 5-year-old cutie-pie through his stud-muffin years. I have pictures of me as a pouty 5-year-old through the Year of My Divorce. (Everyone has wedding pictures…well, I have divorce pictures!) There’s also pics of numerous and sundry parents and grandparents in various states of aging.

We don’t have that new-fangled Daylight Saving Time in Indiana anymore … at least until June when our legislators decide that we need to be digital-clock challenged again. <sigh>

Sure, leave me out in the cold. That should read “all the hep, jake, cool kids and LifeOnWry.”

Funny you should mention kid pictures, Rue. I orgamanized my sister and my ex-sister-in-law (no mean feat, that - they are not friendly with one another) last Thursday and managed to gather all six of my Mom’s grandkids from three different states. We descended upon Olan Mills at the local Super K to get a grandkid picture for my Mom’s birthday (not 'til July, but it’s not easy to get all these kids in one place at one time.) I hate “formal” photos, especially of kids, so I told the photographer I wanted FUN shots of the gang. HA! She stacked the little buggers like cordwood for one shot. In another, she had all five of the girls hold the boy like a battering ram. One piggyback shot, and one where she posed them like a rap group, leaning on one another with arms crossed and that hand thing they do (you know the rap hand thing I mean?) Can’t wait to see the proofs.

On my desk, I have a favorite photo of my daughter. She was about six months old, wearing one of those cutesy little sunsuits. She was initially smiling as I got ready to snap the picture, but JUST as I hit the shutter button, she made this weird little wiggle - PEE SHIVERS! Funniest face you ever did see. Every time I look at it I laugh and laugh.

Did I mention that it is finally spring? (See the thread titled “Burping Chirds”) Happy SPRING!!

Huh. My computer doesn’t seem to have adjusted to daylight savings time. It’s saying it’s just after ten. I think it’s just after eleven, because my stupid clock got me up half an hour ago.

I am checking the news for the correct time. If Mr. Lissar set the time wron… the radio just said 10:06. Grr. Why is our clock two hours ahead? I can trust the radio, can’t I?

:goes in search of caffeinated beverages:

Hey, Hal,
No, we don’t stand on Ceremony around here - but mostly just 'cuz it makes him all cranky-like when we do…

And as far as self-changing clocks go, I have two cro-magnon throwbacks, apparently: my wristwatch and my clock in my truck…and what’s irritating about both is that I have to go ALL THE WAY AROUND THE DIAL (they’re digital, but figuratively - you know what I mean) to get to the appropriate time. Well, in the Fall, anyway - in the Spring it’s not so bad, since I’m setting them ahead one hour and all. Unless I miss the hour for some reason, and THEN I have to go all the way 'round…

Update time - I ate toast and I feel fine. I’m also nearly done my second glass of water, so I’m rehydrating. And my sweetie is something more than halfway thru Georgia. So life is getting better. I did have a splinter a little bit ago, but I found the tweezers and made short work of it. Fortunately it was in my left finger, since I’m right handed - dunno if I could have yanked a splinter with my left hand.

I bought some 9V batteries yesterday, so I can change all the smoke detector batteries, except for the one at the head of the stairs, which I just changed last week or so. And since I’ve got nothing else to do, I can do them all today. And I can vacuum, too. And maybe tidy the desk. Man, this staying home sick is tiring!

FCM,
Good on ya’s for feeling better and re-hydrating. Don’t do too much housework, though! You could set yourself up for a relapse…