I think she only uses it to look at quilts and stuff and talk about quilts and stuff. According to her, she has umpteen bazillion patterns and does not need more. I am the recepient of one of those quilts. It’s called a double wedding ring pattern and it looks waaaaaay cool. All these colorful circles on a white background. I’m sure your dad never even uses the zippy new computer just to show your mom. HAH! He says. That’ll show Her!
Alas, when I wrote my moving notice letter to the manager of TheApartmentComplexFromHell[sup]tm[/sup], I kept it businesslike, and did not describe the many reasons why and the manners in which she could and should bite me. Yet, I do want to fire a parting shot when my Penske rental truck leaves the accursed place for the last time. Any MMPers know the hip, idiomatic equivalent of ‘bite me’ in Latin?
swampy, bet you never saw this picture of the space needle. Oh, and iffen you can’t actually find your house on the google maps thingy, try doin’ just your home town and then zoom in and scroll around till you find it. Then, again, maybe you’re just as glad google doesn’t know where you are. Neener.
bob, good on you that you are “movin’ on up” and all. I’m sadly lackin’ in the latin department but wouldn’t it be lost on the apartment hag anyway?
bumba, please do renew! (Heh, how poetic I is) I…WE…would all miss ya if ya was gone. And I would probably get fired if I started posting on yet ANOTHER board.
That’s all for now.
Tupug
itebus emus?
I’ve been stood up! Well, not like as in date stood up but still stood up. Had somebody scheduled for testing and he didn’t show. It’s also real stormy here. What y’all wanna bet that has something to do with it?
-swampbear (pig latin scholar)
It sort of depends on who’s going to be wearing the collar.
Since there appears to be no chance at all that swampy will be making an appearance in the Albany (the one in New York) area, I believe I’ll be forced to try to meet as many Upstate NY, New England, Ontario and Quebec MMPers as possible by way of compensation. Anybody want to drop by my house this weekend? Temperatures are supposed to reach 70° (in that pesky F scale, for those of you from Canada) and I’ll get the grill out. Ribeyes for everyone!
I’ve got what, three weeks before I really have to make up my mind about resubscribing?
Tuppy are you sure that’s the Space Needle? It looks kinda flat to me. My aunt lived there for awhile shortly after the World’s Fair, and said it was pretty tall.
Bob I guess you’re not taking this opportunity to move off the Og-foresaken Peninsula? Oh well, happy moving to you anyway.
And I got a joke (because I’ve really lost track of this thread this week. It’s been crazy-go-nuts for me at work this week.)
Q: How many border collies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Border collie says, “Just one. And when I’m done I will check all your wiring and replace anything that’s not up to code.”
Q: How many French poodles does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Poodle says, “None. I’ll just blow in the border collie’s ear, and he’ll do it for me.”
But the shoes are important; they can make or break an outfit. I’ve seen plenty of cute outfits ruined by wearing the wrong pair of shoes. Heck, there are things I haven’t bought or items actually in my closet already that I wouldn’t wear because I didn’t have the right pair of shoes.
Now, me, personally, I prefer a shoe (and hose, if I’m wearing a skirt) that matches my hemline for a sleek, unbroken look. (Except for navy; I don’t go out of my way to find a navy shoe when dark brown is just as good and more versitile. I wear a lot of black, so it’s not usually an issue.) I’m not a fan of the “shoe as accent” look especially under slacks, when the shoe might pick up a color in say, your blouse. Stacey London on TLC’s What Not to Wear is particularly fond of this look. If I were going to do it, I would do it in the summer under a skirt and with a bare leg.
Now that I’ve bored all the guys in the thread to tears with more information about shoes than they ever wanted to know, lets talk skirts. I am so feeling the flirty, feminine skirts that are out there this season! I plan to pick up at least a couple, but there are so many choices! There’s a pink print one with a handkercheif hem I’ve got my eye on, but then do I get one in a turquoise/purple print or another (different) pink one? And then I have to get shoes! 
I was wearing one of my favorite skirts just the other day. It’s one of those reversible ones, two layers of bias-cut georgette so it’s all flowy and fluttery. It’s black with little white polka-dots on the slightly more opaque side, and black with a pink floral print on the sheerer side, so you can see the polka-dots through the floral. I’ve had it for a few years, but when I put it on on Tuesday, the waistband was all stretched out. So either I’ve lost some weight (maybe a little, but not that much!) or the elastic is dead. Since it’s just a flat elastic waist because of the reversibility, I figure I’ll just open a seam and tighten it up or replace it, but I was afraid I was going to walk out of it on Tuesday!
Dell says they’ve shipped my new puter! It might be waiting on me when I get back from Chicago! Speaking of which, LifeOnWry and me have made plans to meet. I think we’re going to a carwash to have drinks but I may have that kinda confused. Perhaps she’ll wander by and sort that out for us. Anywas, I get to meet LifeOnWry this weekend! YAAAAAAY!!!
No, you’ve got it exactly right. I’ve made reservations at the Super Sparkle. They have a special - spray wax, margaritas, nachos and undercarriage rustproofing.
OOOH! Drinks, snacks and a spa treatment all in one place!
Well, I’m glad we’re getting swampy rustproofed.
Huh. Wintermute, I’m afraid I don’t coordinate my shoes to my outfits. I also refuse to wear pantyhose. Knee-highs or thigh-highs, and generally black-and-something-striped knee-high socks. They’re comfy.
I do have a nice pair of knee-high heeled doc-type boots. They’re cute. Most of the time I just wear my 8 holes, though.
Quasi-Daughter gets back this weekend! Yay!
I thought only ACBG could treat your undercarriage, Swampy. :dubious:
Serious question time: any tornadies today in Jawja?
Well, I do tend to tarnish easily.
There are certain treatments that only ACBG can perform. No tornadies so far. This storm system is weird. Right now it appears to be clearing up but I think it’s just a lull and the really really bad storms are gonna hit later this afternoon, like just in time to go home in pouring rain and thunderstorms. :mad:
I meant to do this last time, but got distracted by shoes:
It could be negotiable. Whom would you like to see wearing the collar?
Yeah, we wouldn’t want Swampy to rust.
That’s ok, you have a different look working for you; lolligoths have a different set of rules. (Black, black, black, dark red or purple, black… ^_^)
And, as it happens, I loathe pantyhose, too, and avoid wearing them as much as possible. I don’t mind tights, if they’re soft, so I’ll wear them in the winter, but it’s getting too warm for such an opaque leg. In the summer, I just wear long skirts and go without. It’s much too hot and humid here in Jersey to wear hose if you can possibly avoid it. I just wish they made a good faux tanner for my very fair skin; the ones I’ve tried usually come out too dark and look weird. I’d have to live in Panama and not use sunblock to have a tan that dark.
I’ve tried thigh highs once or twice, but they wouldn’t stay up, and the whole garter belt/hose dealy just makes me super aware of my butt. Like it’s all I can think about. It’s not sexy, just weird; I don’t usually think about my butt at all.
Me too. 
[duhsplay igrance]Erm, what are 8 holes???[/dusplay igrance]
Me, three on the panty hose list. Not comfy, not sexy. Just ICK! Thankfully, there’s no need for them here in Flawduh. I mostly wear slacks in the “winter” and a coupla trips to the beach gives me enough color to wear skirts in the summer. I knew there was a good reason to live here.
We are getting lake-effect winds here. That’s weather-speak for “don’t be a dumbass and take the bass boat out today unless you feel like takin’ a really cold bath.”
Tupug
Oh joy! Flood warning for the creeks again. Please, please, please don’t close that bridge and make me drive 30 miles to get home today!
Eight-hole Doc Martins. They’re about three inches above the ankle. I hate shoe shopping, and tend to stick to one pair of shoes until they disintegrate.
I don’t have a garter belt, but I do have a nice pair of spiderweb fishnet thigh-highs. They have sort of rubbery stuff along the top edge, which keeps them from sliding down. They look cool with very short skirts.
Does that go for Albany Dopers too??
I think **swampy **should come to Albany though. There’re at least 3 of us here: you, me, and Anaamika, who pops by the MMP sometimes. Certainly that warrants a visit! Or from any other MMPer for that matter! I’m sure we could find some good chocolate for **FCM **if she stopped by. We may have to bribe people, but Albany’s still a good place to visit.
I’ve been complaining about not being busy at work so all of a sudden I’m swamped! Sheesh. So if I don’t show up here as frequently, I’m actually doing work. :eek:
I think we have to accept the fact that we’re being snubbed.