It’s not the government’s job to provide chairs.
Man, that one’s genuinely painful. I can see him attending a support group with old timers sporting genuine old school Sailor Jerry and Don Ed Hardy facial tattoos of Thomas Dewey and Barry Goldwater. Too bad there wasn’t a guy there with a Mondale '84 face tattoo to talk him down off of the ledge: “son, it just ain’t worth it.” I really hope the $15,000 benefactor doesn’t turn out to actually have been Bill Maher.
This part from the linked story blows my mind, though:
He got a Romney tattoo so he could be a heel in wrestling? Really? What was his persona, Atlas Shrugging? The Grand Old Party Animal? The Beast Starver?
Oh Lordy Lordy, attending Republican Party election party when they lose just has to be the most fun a Democrat could have.
I almost can see the Addams family in those halls with tears of laughter streaming down their faces
Wishful baking.
That’s the least erotic collective orgasm I’ve ever seen.
Looks like feeding time at the zoo to me.
For a counterpoint, there’s :
Looks like the person just to the right of the photo is tossing marshmallows.
Then they found out one of them was just John Boehner.
Each one hoping that he or she will be the one to orally receive the leader’s personal gift.
Dear old, white, rich Christians, the times they are a-changin’.
And that’s all I have to say about that.
That kid is definitely too young to have that reaction to Romney losing the electiion. He looks like a stock trader realizing the stock market is plummeting.
I hate to think this but maybe his parents have filled his head with their own visions of disaster if Romney loses.
Join the club. That’s hysterical.
Walker of Wisconsin is a Marquette drop out. He got caught cheating on a student body election which may have had something to do with it.
A young Alex P. Keaton.
Speaking of which, the long-running joke of him being a young Republican was entirely lost on me. I had no idea as a teenager why this might even be remotely funny. There are two main political parties in the USA and he supports one of them. How is that funny?
ETA: Yes, I’ve long understood the joke now, but not as a 20 something year old.
His parents were liberal hippies, so it created a comedic tension.
Wait, you don’t know about the Obama child tax? He needs white slave children to run his social programs, after all.