Never started one of these before…
From this very forum:
Describe it in three words
**Hot men holding kittens (or possibly puppies) **
I said three words, dammit!
**Need more fabric now **
**I just want to encourage you to go out and donate blood. **
When come back, bring fabric.
Bah…I see there’s still one of these on the first page of the forum:
Sorry. 
Yeah but it’s three pages long.
I am going for Lasik today, in 2 hours in fact.
What’s your latest injury? Mine bloody eye.
Now showing in IMHO:
I Mutilated My Kitty Cat Today
What’s up with this odd Cat behavior?