In fact, most of the suggestions here, while excellent, are descriptors.
Descriptors rarely stick to a person, however accurate they may be. A nickname, on the other hand, is a term you use when you casually address someone directly, and that’s what helps them stick to a person:
“Hey, Chedderhead, stop whining about the delegate rules!”
Trumplestiltskin is one of my favorites, but it didn’t take off. I thought of it myself in the context that I came up with it independently of the people who came up with it first, whoever they may be.
He could take a stand against it from on high, but instead just insists that he’s not calling for violence against folks who aren’t hurting anyone; he’s, uh, noting that the crowd sure seems worked up, is all. Also, he really wants you to check out his hands. And if you bring a disputed claim to his attention, he shrugs it off, for what is truth?
Drumpf-ah! Drumpf-ah! Drumpf-ity Doo!
I’ve got Another riddle for You!
Drumpf-ah! Drumpf-ah! Drumpf-ity Dee!
If you are wise you’ll listen to me…
What do you get with a partisan hack?
Orange toupees? Bibles shoved up the back?
Who benefits from electing a Schmuck!?
Whores… always chase… the… buck…
(Whores always chase the biggest buck.)
(…he really is a Stupid Duck…)
Drumpf-ah! Drumpf-ah! Drumpf-ity Dah!
If you’re not greedy, you will go far!
You can live in happiness too…
Just don’t… listen to… Drumpf-ity… POO!!!