Do ya’ mind if the parrot watches?
“I can’t take my eye off you!”
“Come below to my hammock and I’ll show ye me fourteen inches*”
*OK, not historically accurate
Arr, would you like to scupper me yardarm?
“Matey?”
“It’s burying my treasure I’m seeking tonight.”
“Yo ho ho, I like your chest.”
Come to my place, for me Boarding Party.
T’will be just us twain, a-partyin’, & ye’ll be boarded!
Do ye need your deck swabbed?
That’s actually insulting.
Pirates are well known for their diplomacy.
Would you like to help me raise me anchor?
Raise the mizzenmast?
Batten down the hatches?
