That’s the Scientology. When you meet the vile buggers in person, you can also smell the brimstone.
And the winner of the 2003 Crow T. Robot award for best written sound effect goes to…
Gadfly!
Fran Drescher, Kirstie Alley, Joan Cusack.
Please stop!!
The only reason your mugs are on the tube is because you bring attention to the product in a unique annoying sort of way…which I guess is working.
`Course Lil’ Kim can have it any day of the week.
Sound effect? I thought it was a pretty good text rendition of how Fran Drescher would actually sound singing “Santa Baby”.
Enjoy,
Steven
Okay…the next person who plants the image of a Li’l Kim version of Santa Baby in my mind gets a size 13-1/2 up their ethernet port…
*Yo! Santa Baby!
Leave that dildo under the tree!
For ME!
Long and brown like a brothah should be!
Santa Baby!
Stick it up my chimney tonight!
*
I feel so…dirty…
Methinks jayjay just wrote a hit single.
I think KA is attractive, myself. I hate fat jokes for people who aren’t, like, 400lbs. But this is the Pit - what else could I expect?
But the Pier One commercials? While searching for pics of her in one of her P1 outfits, I found a bio that said she bought Lisa Marie Presley’s old manion for something like $1.5 mil. How hard up can she be? That, or she’s reeeeeeeal bad with moola. Anyway, she comes off as, “Look, I was in Cheers, DON’T FORGET ABOUT ME!”
My comments aren’t really fat jokes. Or not intended that way, anyhow. They’re more, “You’ve got CURVES, dammit! Why are you trying to hide them behind a boatload of pinafores?! Especially with such a lack of subtlety…”
No. It’s a bad Lewis Black impression.
Just thought you should know, this made me fall out of my chair at work squeaking with desperately restrained hysterics.
Haven’t even seen the ad, but that made me start laughing 
Made me stop laughing :eek:
But that’s ok, cos this got me laughing again 
great stuff peeps!
not nearly as scary as Frank Butcher appearing naked at the backdoor with a spinning bow tie.
remember that?
remember?
Wait - you mean she’s not 400 lbs?? http://cache.eonline.com/On/Holly/Shows/Alley/Gallery/Images/04.alley.stevenson.jpg
Grandma! What red eyes you have!!
:dubious:
Wow, whoever it was thought of that was a pretty impressive loon.
looks at picture
http://www.marilynmonroe.com/about/photos.html#
You were saying?
I hadn’t seen Alley in some time. From this thread, I thought she musta blown up like a Zeppelin.
I look at that picture and I think: If she’s 200 lbs, I’m surprised. As it is, she’s not a skinny little minx, and she’s STACKED.
If she wasn’t a Scientologist, rowr. 
Eh, that commercial doesn’t bother me. Even though, when I really think about it, the idea of Santa as anything other than an asexual is kind of oogy…the tune is kind of catchy.
Kirstie seems like an attractive lady to me - but then, I know that my perceptions about weight are different than many people’s because I used to weigh a lot more than I do now.
I think making jokes about 400+ lbs people is inappropriate as well. The suffering and self-loathing that the so-called “super-morbidly obese” feel in daily life is more than enough without anyone else adding to their pain. I speak as someone who used to weigh 370 pounds. The only reason I don’t still weigh that is because I was blessed with the option of lap-band surgery. If it weren’t for the physical changes from surgery, I would still be helpless to lose weight and keep it off, no matter how much I HATED how much I weighed and the judgements people made about me for it.
This is right up there with the line from **Jail House Rock **
- You can use a partner or a wooden chair *
:eek:
Thanks for the vaguely sexual lyric reference, Annie.
As for Kirstie Alley and her weight issue.
Considering nearly every female celebrity is as thick as a stalk of celery and weighs around 105 or less, Kirstie probably is normal normally perportioned and healthy physically than the rest of the women in hollywood. It does not mean, however, that she is not nuts.
Marilyn Monroe, after all, kiddies, was a size 12.
Hmmmm…making fun of other peoples beliefs isn’t right, kiddies.
No need for any smartass comments or cites assholes. My whole family believes in scientology, and while I peronally do not, this does not mean they are weird. I was raised using scientology’s study technologies (no not mind control smartass, but a very effective way of teaching). This way of teaching creates a more inquisitive mind, and has rendered 8, yes 8, Ph.D.'s in my family. My uncle is an astrophysicist, currently studying quasars and such. My mom is a cultural anthropologist, and my dad, was also. I’m not saying you can’t have your fun, but please remember that beliefs evolve, and my family believes something much different than Mr. Hubbard’s findings…