Pitting the parents of Jonathan Krohn.

*Very *easy to run people over when driving on the sidewalk. And fun!

Which brings up back to my original contribution to this thread - is Krohn’s speechifying any worse a hobby than Grand Theft Auto?

I mean, personally, I’d much rather play GTA than talk to rooms full of people angry about words they don’t understand, but that’s just me.

One is really creepy and annoying?

Sure, but you don’t have to read his book(s?), or go watch his YouTube videos, or the inevitable security camera footage of him jerking off in a public place.

This little shit will run for Senator one day, and then we will have to watch the inevitable video of him wanking in a parking lot with a hooker in the passenger seat. But then it’ll be funny, so I guess his parents did good after all.

And we ain’t alking about GTA here :wink:

I thought they were called “standup philosophers”?

One hobby glorifies selfishness, reckless destruction of the environment, racketeering, and fraternization with whores, and the other involves a videogame.

Ann Coulter likes Krohn:

I think we covered that under “fraternization with whores”.
Attention whores, anyway

…Craig?

Oh, Coulter has a writing partner. That explains everything.

Jonathan Krohn Laughs Off Bitter Conservative Reprisals
http://2012.talkingpointsmemo.com/2012/07/jonathan-krohn-interview.php

Fox News’ The Five Takes On Former Conservative Whiz Kid Jonathan Krohn

The articles answer a number of pressing questions.
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Did Krohn turn liberal so that he could get laid?* “There weren’t any ladies in the conservative pundit phase, there are not much now,” he said. “I’m still a white Jewish nerd, I mean come on.”"
How were the book sales? Are you rolling in the dough? The only significant cash generator was his book and the money went entirely to his college savings. Even with a generous scholarship, he said the funds will only cover only a portion of his tuition at NYU next year. “Conservative teen pundit is not as lucrative a job as it sounds, you should probably look into getting a degree in something else,” he said. So why did you flip polarities? …a close reading of German philosophy… Why were you conservative to begin with? In an interview with Politico, Krohn, now 17, says he was “naive” when he wrote “Defining Conservatism” and hobnobbed with the likes of Newt Gingrich and Grover Norquist. “It’s a 13-year-old kid saying stuff that he had heard for a long time,’ Krohn told Politico. “I live in Georgia. We’re inundated with conservative talk in Georgia.” But Krohn’s old conservative friends take this all in stride and act like adults, right? Daily Caller headline: “Tired Of Being Typecast As Conservative, ‘Douche’ Actor and CPAC speaker Jonathan Krohn Turns to Liberalism”

Reminds me of when my then-six year old brother would get up on the kitchen table and do his fire-and-brimstone preacher thing. It was dead on and hilarious.

It doesn’t take much to be any kind of stereotype. I only wish my kid thinks of something good while he’s that young. I’d like him to pay his own way through college.

Ah, an opportunist. Shocking.

Loquacity?

Well, feel free to engage in some recreational outrage then!

That attitude is certainly shocking.

I can’t imagine any adult heaping abuse on a kid just because of his political philosophy. Truly low.

That, my good man, is a rite of passage. It typically precedes getting intoxicated, even laid.

Clicked on a couple of the videos of him. I could only take about 10 seconds each. Ug.

What’s the over/under for the number of years before he flips back?

I swear to God, though, if he joins the Bull-Moose party, I’m gonna lose it.